#1
Ok, so this turned out to be a comedy song,
I was asking people how to get ideas and they said to just look, basically.
And so I looked at my Parents relationship.

I have really exagarated here so dont worry people!
Also I threw in elements of me, so I guess this is a song about what I'll be like when I am older and married!

Get me Chicken

Where’s all the chicken in the refrigerator?
Empty packets, Out of dates and Sh!t with no flavours.
I got to get a job, I really have to get laid,
Think that God’s majorly ****ed up my day.

Bitch you really better stop all your complaining,
Iron my clothes and stop your weight gaining.
Don’t eat the chocolate cos you’re getting too fat,
Jog to the supermarket and get me some chicken!

I want some chicken, Bitch!
I want to sit down and watch Top Gear.
I want some f**kin’ chicken, slag!

Get me some chicken.

Don’t be feministic cos you’re a pain in my arse,
Shut the **** up now and get me some chicken madras.
You speak when I’m watching TV and now I’ve had enough,
Go to my shed, Get the Duct tape, I’ll tape your damn mouth shut.

Serves you right for moaning and giving all of your speeches,
It’s your f**king job to clean the house and wash dishes,
No, I don’t use you as a personal slave,
I paid good money for you, to have a wedding.

I want some chicken, Bitch!
I want to sit down and watch Top Gear.
I want some f**kin’ chicken, slag!

Get me some chicken.
#2
loving the chorus


are u black by any chance?
Gear:
Jackson DK2 Trans Black

Peavey 6505
Marshall 1960AV