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So I was on the train from New York City towards Syracuse. It was a 5 1/2 hour ride so I decided to have some fun. I turned to the lady next to me and put on a fake British accent. I asked her to get up so I could use the bathroom. When I got back from the bathroom I struck up a conversation with her and her husband. I told them that I was from London, that I was tecniclly a U.S. Citizen because I was born here and my dad was a U.S. Marshall protecting the U.S. Embassy in London, and that I was visiting my cousin in Syracuse. On the inside I was LOLing the whole time.
I ask you pit, any similar stories?
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#5
When im in holidays in france, I pretend to be english to piss the locals off. Its hilarious to watch there expressions drop when I say "actually mate I was born in the uk!" in a thick cockney acent.
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#6
I bet your accent was terrible and sounded nothing like we do in London. And by the way, there's not a single British accent.
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#7
British accent isn't a London accent.
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#9
you brits need to lighten up, he was just having fun.

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I pretend to be a Wookie when I meat strangers on a train. AAAiiieeeeeeeeee.
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#12
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Chances are that the lady wouldn't know that.


Thank you sir. Also I would like to say that I am sorry I am just a lowly pissant American that doesn't know/care about foreign countries.
You English people are just as guilty though. When you put on an American accent you put on a thick southern accent or a Brooklyn accent, when I know for a fact that we do not all talk like that. There is the Brooklyn accent, the Southern accent, the mid-western accent, the New England accent, the Minnesotan accent and thats just to name the ones I know about. Even in those there are some sub-accents. Like the Bayou Accent from New Orleans.
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#13
Hey! Imma kill you for son saying London accent instead of British accent! Seriously I hate people like that because it's really really really important that everything you say is absolutely right. After all this is the pit!
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Hey! Imma kill you for son saying London accent instead of British accent! Seriously I hate people like that because it's really really really important that everything you say is absolutely right. After all this is the pit!

Yeah, lets just say things wrong because it's the pit! Nah.
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#15
And anyway if you must know it was probably more of a scouse accent because I lived there for a few years with my uncle while my dad was in Afghanistan.
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I've been thinking about pretending to be scottish for a day but I don't think I can pull off the accent.


Why the **** would you want to pretend to be "scottish" of all the nationalities??
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Yeah, lets just say things wrong because it's the pit! Nah.



Or let's just accept that people make errors when they're done. You don't have to do errors for fun but when they're done people don't have to act like it's the end of the world.
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And anyway if you must know it was probably more of a scouse accent because I lived there for a few years with my uncle while my dad was in Afghanistan.

Where abouts?
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Or let's just accept that people make errors when they're done. You don't have to do errors for fun but when they're done people don't have to act like it's the end of the world.

I was just saying. I'm really not bothered though.
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#21
By the way, the Grundy avatar thing? You do realize he's pulled through now, yeah?
#22
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Where abouts?


A flat in Edge Hill. I don't really remember much about it as I was 16 and really into video games.


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By the way, the Grundy avatar thing? You do realize he's pulled through now, yeah?


Yeah but I can't be bothered to change it.
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I pretend to be a Wookie when I meat strangers on a train. AAAiiieeeeeeeeee.

comedy.

My american flatmate pretended to be a Glaswegian to a taxi driver on the way back from the Glasgow International once, he apparently had a big convo with this guy. Anyway, he gets back to the flat all excited that he can pass for scottish, and gives us a sample from his conversation. Poor guy didn't even sound scottish, let alone glaswegian. Frankly he sounded like an american with a severe speech impediment and learning difficulties. The taxi driver must have been pissing himself for the entire journey, the joke was definitely on my mate.
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#24
yeah i do that stuff all the time like when i met a friend of a friend i talked to her in an irish accent and still to this day whenever she's around i still talk like that. when she tries to describe me she'll say the pretty boy with an irish accent. its fun to mess with your friends friends.
#25
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I think they have a funny accent.


Touche ... well, i live in stirling, scotland so i have to put up with their damn accents everyday . And to me IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!! ITS F***ING ANNOYING !! I can't understand a word they're sayin half the time.
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#26
I can do a fairly decent Londonderry accent, half my family come from there so I've picked it up.
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I can do a fairly decent Londonderry accent, half my family come from there so I've picked it up.



Well i can pull off a perfect british accent because i am british
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#29
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There's no such thing as a 'British' accent.


I had figured we had moved a bit past that but thank you for your contribution.
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Well i can pull off a perfect british accent because i am british


bet ya can't do a Lancashire accent
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No, I'm not a compulsive liar.


I'm more obsessive-compulsive.
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#32
I do this all the time on Xbox live, but rarely in real life.

for some reason I find it harder to keep the accent going if I'm face to face with the person.
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bet ya can't do a Lancashire accent


Well, i would never try, or for that matter want to But, i actually have more of a british/german/american accent...some might say i have a "Germishican" accent? har har har
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No, I'm not a compulsive liar.
I'm more obsessive-compulsive.


Kensai, is that directed at me?
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#35
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...On the inside I was LOLing the whole time.


So let me get this straight... you were laughing out loud... inside?
#36
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So let me get this straight... you were laughing out loud... inside?

Talented aint he
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#37
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So let me get this straight... you were laughing out loud... inside?

Took you (the only person to figure it out) entirely too long, but yes.
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#38
I just read the thread... So it really only took me til I read your entire story.
#39
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Touche ... well, i live in stirling, scotland so i have to put up with their damn accents everyday . And to me IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!! ITS F***ING ANNOYING !! I can't understand a word they're sayin half the time.


Leave then. We don't want you here.
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A flat in Edge Hill. I don't really remember much about it as I was 16 and really into video games.

Oh right.
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