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#1
Well i looked around and couldn't find anything. Just alot surrounding the topic. And in true spirit of the pit i ask you the question you see before you. When was the first time you fapped and well what too?

I think i was 13 or 14 maybe even earlier and to good ol google image and possibly Carmen Electra.


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#5
13 i think
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#7
Between 12 and 14. Pretty sure I was 14. I did it to one of the girls in Fast Car Magazine. I want to find the picture I did it to because that girl was hot as hell.
#9
when i was about 13. on some pornstar i was watching at the time.
#10
9 years old, to the Spice Girls (Ginger Spice)
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#11
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9 years old, to the Spice Girls (Ginger Spice)

About 4 years from that age you can actually produce seamen so I doubt it.
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About 4 years from that age you can actually produce seamen so I doubt it.


I had pleasure without producing semen.
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#13
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About 4 years from that age you can actually produce seamen so I doubt it.


That sounds painful
#14
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About 4 years from that age you can actually produce seamen so I doubt it.


Wait, what?
#15
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I had pleasure without producing semen.

You mean you had a hard-on.
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#16
I remeber when my penis was like the size of the width of my hand, i used to tugg away and nothing came out
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#17
12 years old. But I didn't finish until I was 16 years old. Late blooming sucks .
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#18
I was like 13 or 14. I had a wank, and was extremely surprised by the copious quantities of semen produced.
#19
14 I think...to some porn picture website
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#20
It was quite young.

About 9 or 10.

I didn't know what the hell i were doing, or what it was, but hey it felt good.
And then i first produced semen when i was about 12/13/14?
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#21
About 13 or 14. Lying in bed one hot summer night, watching TV. Squirming around because of the heat, and got a big boner. Thought I had to pee so I go to the bathroom, stand at the toilet and was amazed at the feeling and the thick white stuff that came out. I eventually learned how to make it happen.
#22
13 in the shower. I did it the one night and stopped like right before cus it was weird. Then the next night I did it and slipped during climax and hit my head... it was amazing!
#23
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About 4 years from that age you can actually produce seamen so I doubt it.






Yarr.
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It was quite young.

About 9 or 10.

I didn't know what the hell i were doing, or what it was, but hey it felt good.
And then i first produced semen when i was about 12/13/14?

on first glance I thought you where giving us an exact date then

for me about 14.
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Yarr.

That's an elderly stripper. Not a seaman.
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12 years old. But I didn't finish until I was 16 years old. Late blooming sucks .


Your first one lasted 4 years?? Holy McJesus
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#32
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13 in the shower. I did it the one night and stopped like right before cus it was weird. Then the next night I did it and slipped during climax and hit my head... it was amazing!


Dear god how did you do it in the shower?? It's like impossible for me to do that. I dont know why. I just can't finish it in the shower ever and it makes me frustrated. Guess if it was the first time that's different.

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Dear god how did you do it in the shower?? It's like impossible for me to do that. I dont know why. I just can't finish it in the shower ever and it makes me frustrated. Guess if it was the first time that's different.

Anyone experience this?

My arm always gets tired. I'm not a machine, y'know!
#34
Around 10 i reckon.
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Dear god how did you do it in the shower?? It's like impossible for me to do that. I dont know why. I just can't finish it in the shower ever and it makes me frustrated. Guess if it was the first time that's different.

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I used to do it in the shower exclusively, but the orgasms are usually better when you're on dry land.
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#37
i was -2 months old.
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#39
i actually remember, i was about 10 and i was looking at some website of a naked wo-man. and i was touching the peenis, and the stuff came out. and i was like WTF IS THAT?! i was thoroughly shocked
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