#1
Yesterday a 24 year old Scottish woman got married, for the fourth time.

Her first husband left her after 15 days...for her mother.
Her second husband was a stand-in because her true fiance left the wedding. She decided to go ahead anyway and marry the stand-in.
Her third husband just didnt like her
And her fourth cheated on her while they were dating, but she took him back and eventuilly popped HIM the question.

wow.
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#4
huh?
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idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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#5
Meh, this one won't last long.
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#10
what's a munter?
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I use my thumb and my johnson

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idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#11
numberr 5 MIGHT be the one
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#13
Lol, scotish women are as easy as one, two, four.
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#14
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thank you sir.
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I use my thumb and my johnson

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idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#15
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Is she a munter?


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#16
may i be the first to request a source?
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#17
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may i be the first to request a source?

heard it on the news segment of the Adam Carolla radio show. i dont blame you for thinking its fake, not so much for the 24 year old gettin married for the fourth time but cause the first husband left her for her mom! ouch!
Why you reading this?
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I use my thumb and my johnson

Quote by deanexplosion99
idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik