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#3
Porn.

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#4
an obscure character from Lord Of The Rings
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#6
Austin Powah.

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#7
some dudes name
Quote by GnR_ROK
Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#8
that old TV show "Dinosaurs" that was awesome.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
Dragons
Quote by Shred Head
You have an atrocious sense of humour!

Quote by StrayCatBlues
You win 100 hilarity points.

Spend them wisely.


Quote by GrisKy
you're a funny, funny man, chimp in a tux... funny indeed.
#14
br00tal death metal
Quote by mr.happyman
so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#15
A knight in rusty armor

Edit: that was for valdean, above me first that came to mind was Joey Tribiani.
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#19
Little Britain.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
JohnnyGenzale

i think of a mexican person because i read it as Johnny Gonzalez
Quote by Graveworm
The whole muagy thai or whatever crap is just meh to me.
#24
Weird sex.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#25
Quote by bobwentpop
Weird sex.

Exploding builders.
If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all...

Quote by DigUpHerBones
I love you and think I just about understood what you said. Cheers.

Like Pokémon? Like threads?
Last edited by deathsquirrel at Jul 18, 2008,
#26
an army of squirrels
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#28
Quote by bobwentpop
Weird sex.

Spontanious Combustion...(sp?)
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
#29
Cute puppies...
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#30
Robert became soda
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

Quote by Alice Cooper
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

Quote by RhyseOrtiz
Banned because... Disaster, you good sir, are a f*cking genius!
#32
a serious genious
Quote by GnR_ROK
Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#33
Pussy

EDIT!!!111!!!eleven111!!!2WTFRUON???IT'SMEANTTOBEFKIN1!!! : Just realised it said Fury, not furry.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#34
an exploding man
✠ ☠ ✠
RIP Ronnie James Dio


Fendi Shoes is actually extremely advantageous.
#35
something like "Hhhhnngggghgh."
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Quote by Minkaro
Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#36
Quote by Disaster Area42
Robert became soda



area51
Quote by gregs1020
Brett has been saving for a splawn for 4 years
countries have been toppled in the time it's taking, revolutions won got a black pres

yawn


Quote by bubb_tubbs
When he finally gets one it'll probably be televised like the Berlin Wall coming down.
The end of an era