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#1
i need £80 for some guitar gear, but don't know how to get it.
i have nothing to sell, all the paper rounds are taken and I am 13 years old.
i haven't got a battery amp to busk either.
how can i make £80? are there any other jobs at my age?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#2
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#3
When I'm in need I just ask my parents for how ever much, then I just get no pocket money until it's paid back.
#4
Lulz, you are 13. At that age, your parents should take care of your guitar needs, unless if your family is really poor.
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#9
Try get a job, pubs will probably take you that young for a potwasher.
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#10
Prostitution is always the answer.
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#11
If your pub or something has a bowling alley see if you could stick up pins.

You also try car washing or just ask around for small oddjobs, it will eventually add uyp if you work hard and stay commited.
#12
Sell drugs to kids.
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#13
I'll give you a fiver if you film yourself falling down the stairs, with a further fiver if you break a bone.
#14
borrow from your parents. or do extra chores for cash. you could gamble with whatever cash you might have.
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#16
Paper , colouring pencils and alot of drawing talent
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#17
Well, im glad to see your willing to do something about getting £80 than asking your parents..
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#19
i have £70, i need 80 more and my parents are poor, my real dad took me to London festival on Saturday and is why I'm getting this guitar really cheap; I'm not the kinda person who asks for money in the first place and have spent enough of his.

PS. guys generally cant be prostitutes at 13, girls can get laid by anyone with a huge dick, which isnt me

PPS my sisters too much of a slut to pimp out for money

EDIT: i can draw really well....i wonder how likely it is that i can sell some pictures though and where? eBay?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#20
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I'll give you a fiver if you film yourself falling down the stairs, with a further fiver if you break a bone.



I'll give you the same

There you go, that's £20 if you break a bone
#21
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PPS my sisters too much of a slut to pimp out for money


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#23
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I'll give you the same

There you go, that's £20 if you break a bone

and me,that's £30 ,plus a tenner if you get concussion

so breaking a bone and becoming concussed...£40
#24
i have no video camera


god dammit!

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#25
Sell yourself. Kids get more.

Or sell drugs.
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#26
sell yourself into prostitution as a gay guy i hear there is a lot of gay 13yr olds these days

P.S if u hav hemroids already then u can forget about it
#27
Sell Blood and Semen :P and if you come up short you can always sell a kidney. Im sure you'll be fine with 1
#28
meths, i cant get drugs to grow drugs..and no-one wants jenkem..


im not suprised :P

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Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

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#29
Prostitution..


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#30
Seriously though,some guy started a website asking people to donate towards a wii.
I'm thinking about doing something similar so I can afford a proofreading course.

and before you guys start with the "ZOMGZ NUB GETZ A JAWB"
I can't.
I AM trying to sell my guitars.

Let's not hijack the thread
#31
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Seriously though,some guy started a website asking people to donate towards a wii.
I'm thinking about doing something similar so I can afford a proofreading course.

and before you guys start with the "ZOMGZ NUB GETZ A JAWB"
I can't.
I AM trying to sell my guitars.

Let's not hijack the thread


ZOMGZ NUB GETZ A JAWB U BUMB
#32
Quote by _Tim_
Seriously though,some guy started a website asking people to donate towards a wii.
I'm thinking about doing something similar so I can afford a proofreading course.

and before you guys start with the "ZOMGZ NUB GETZ A JAWB"
I can't.
I AM trying to sell my guitars.

Let's not hijack the thread


can i start a paypal or something for donations towards a guitar?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#33
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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#34
do random favors for people. you know the usual, carry groceries, opening doors, blowjobs, that sort of thing.


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#35
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do random favors for people. you know the usual, carry groceries, opening doors, blowjobs, that sort of thing.



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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#36
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Well, im glad to see your willing to do something about getting £80 than asking your parents..


Optimist, are you? More likely he asked his parents, got denied, and so turned to the pit..
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#37
but i dont like pedobear!

i was thinking, should i borrow from my dad and see how cheap i can get the guitar and pay him back all my birthday and christmas money?

EDIT: highbinder, no i really do hate taking money from people, ive been saving every penny i get to try and get a guitar at the end of this year but i've found a deal i can't pass up and honestly dont think i can bring myself to ask for more money after the london guitar show.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
Last edited by metallicafan616 at Jun 16, 2008,
#38
you could do that, depends on how badly you want it. later in the year will you want that money more than you want that guitar?


I still stick to my original suggestion.
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#39
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can i start a paypal or something for donations towards a guitar?

That or give people your bank account and sort code numbers.
They can't do any damage with those,they need more for internet shopping and shizzle
#40
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you could do that, depends on how badly you want it. later in the year will you want that money more than you want that guitar?



well, i played this guitar and it felt like it was made for me, and with the amount of time i spend on guitar i doubt i will want more money untill i need a new amp, which is what next years savings will be for anyway.

EDIT: tim, are you sure? as far as i know thats enough to take my account into their hands.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
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