Ok, so I need a bassist....but not just any bassist

My band wants:
-a (fairly) experienced bassist around 15 years old (we dont want to deal with someone way away from us in age, no offense)
-someone willing to do crazy s*** on the bass
-someone who lives in north New Jersey (union or essex county)
-someone who likes heavy blues, classic rock, hard rock, alternative, maybe some metal
-someone who is willing to meld those styles into a genre made of awesome
-most importantly, someone who wont quit on us a day before our firat practice, causing us to cancel it!!!!

I know this is quite a bit to ask for, but hopefully theres someone out there who wants to take this up.....

P.S. a sound clip in ur profile of u showing off ur skills always helps
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