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#1
i just saw an advert for quite possibly the most hilarious/stupid film ever

Teeth, the advert looked as though this girl had something living in her vagina that bites off guy's cocks. How can anyone take this film seriously?

...Totally ripped off of a South Park episode

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE
Last edited by TheHereAway at Jun 16, 2008,
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#5
Rather old news, actually.

I'm pretty sure there's been at least one thread about this movie.
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#6
Seen it. Didn't it occur to her to just not let people shove their hands or Cocks up there?

Problem solved...Movie over...
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#7
I saw that advert. And was thoroughly confused.

I kinda saw only a bit of it, but it made me think...does her vagina have teeth?

Now thats just a fcked up concept. Vaginas are not meant to have teeth!
Well, mine doesn't.
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the advert made me laugh
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#12
This is seriously old news. I first heard of it in October '07.

But seriously, it's a movie about a vagina with teeth that eats anyone who gets near it.

Stupid idea?
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Bahahahahahaha!!!! Toothed vagina? Who came up with that movie pitch?!?! HAHAHAHA!!



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#15
They say that Teeth will be The Exorcist of this decade. I cant take this movie seriously, though i haven't watched yet. The trailer makes it seem a horror/comedy but it isn't... running out of ideas.
#16
^^

It's only just started being advertised in the UK.
Not our fault we get your crappy movies nearly a year later.
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^^

It's only just started being advertised in the UK.
Not our fault we get your crappy movies nearly a year later.


I live in the Uk and I've known about it for a month or 2.
#19
Ye I heard about it AGES ago...


The idea of it put me off girls...


...for about a second


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#20
What idiot thought this would make a good movie?
it's like
Idiot film writer 1: "dude, imagine a vagina that had teeth"
Idiot film writer 2: "whoah dude, that's some ****ed up sh!t right there!"
Idiot film writer 1: "think we could make that into a movie?"
Idiot film writer 2: "yeah man, it's better than my idea about a gay man who hypnotises straight men into bumming him"
Idiot film writer 1: "yeah... that still rocks though"
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i just saw an advert for quite possibly the most hilarious/stupid film ever

Teeth, the advert looked as though this girl had something living in her vagina that bites off guy's cocks. How can anyone take this film seriously?

...Totally ripped off of a South Park episode

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE


which South Park episode do you mean?? i've watched every single one and i don't remeber any episodes with toothed vaginas



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#22
dude, my friend just totally linked me to the trailer just now! I read about it on wiki....sounds awful. Who the **** comes up with an idea like that?!
#23
if this isn't a good enough reason to be gay, then i don't know what is

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which South Park episode do you mean?? i've watched every single one and i don't remeber any episodes with toothed vaginas


One of the newer ones, where Hilary Clinton has a snuke in her snatch lol
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oh yeah, the one where Hil-Dog has a Snuke in her Snizz loool i remember now



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#25
wanna see that film so bad
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I live in the Uk and I've known about it for a month or 2.
Good for you.
Doesn't change the fact its only just started to the advertised on TV where the general public will see it.

if it makes you feel any better, I'm waiting for Twilight to be released in december, and the UK release dates haven't even been announced yet.
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is it pillow pants?
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...Totally ripped off of a South Park episode

No, it ripped off a centuries old folk tale. The same one South Park ripped off, in fact.
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#32
that is a terrible idea for a movie...
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#33
Ok, i just watched it online. It was funny at first because i thought it was serious, then i realised it wasnt. The first few teeth scenes (the cave and the gynecologist) made me laugh big time. But the one with the guy who made a bet showed a bit too much and i felt a bit sick lol.
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which South Park episode do you mean?? i've watched every single one and i don't remeber any episodes with toothed vaginas



Could be the Catholic Priest episode with the Aliens and Giant Spider. Where the alien goes: "WHat?!!? A Gilgamech (sp?) vagina is 4 ft. wide and has razor sharp teeth!" Not an exact quote, but similar.
#37
I watched it last night because of this thread. It was pretty graphic with the guy who made the bet, but other than that I got some good laughs. I was creeped out by the end though. I don't want to spoil it, but yeah. Not the best movie I've ever seen...
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#38
lmao how stupid.
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lmao how stupid.

It actually got good reviews...
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But seriously, it's a movie about a vagina with teeth that eats anyone who gets near it.


Actually it's about a girl who has teeth in her vagina and mangles anyone who has sex with her. Except for her true love, they can do it all night long.
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