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#1
I've been masturbating ever since 8th grade or so. (Kind of late, I know.) And sometimes I'll get just a weak and boring orgasm. I don't know how it happens, it just does. It's like it isn't timed right or something like that. Does anybody else experience that?

Also, does anybody else get an extreme feeling of guilt after an orgasm?

For example, I was fingering a girl and she was rubbing up against me and it happened, and I felt very un-horny and guilty.
Pissed.
#2
means you do it too much and the muscles that make orgasms are tired

try playing guitar instead
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#3
I never feel guilty, but I do have weak orgasms sometimes. Usually when I'm not as motivated or just get it done. I helps a lot (for me) to go ask close as you can to orgasm, stop, wait a few secs, go, repeat and when it comes out it'll be well worth it.
#5
Two words: Prostate. Stimulation.

You'll thank me.
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I've been masturbating ever since 8th grade or so. (Kind of late, I know.) And sometimes I'll get just a weak and boring orgasm. I don't know how it happens, it just does. It's like it isn't timed right or something like that. Does anybody else experience that?

Also, does anybody else get an extreme feeling of guilt after an orgasm?

For example, I was fingering a girl and she was rubbing up against me and it happened, and I felt very un-horny and guilty.

You're a borderline premature ejaculator.

You're unsure of your sexuality.

Rape is bad.
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#7
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Two words: Prostate. Stimulation.

You'll thank me.

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#8
Life does that so that when you get one of the good ones it really feel good.

Edit* In other news you can make them feel better by working out your dick muscles. How does one go about doing that you you're probably asking? No, it's not **** push-ups like Jack Black would have you believe, it's that deadly almost worth taking your life for pain you feel when you're taking a piss and you suddenly stop it (Much like the guy above said but with differant liquids) continue and then stop again.

That's the answer, just keep doing that during a few of your pre-fap pisses and you should be back on track to a life of above par handsex.
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#9
yeah i get that sometimes. i think you should just wait a day or 2 when you get a weak one. works for me.
#10
Quote by walkinbazooka
Two words: Prostate. Stimulation.

You'll thank me.

I've never tried it, but I've heard it's supposed to be pretty crazy.
#11
Perhaps you're just not in the mood for it. If you're trying to force it then it'll probably do this to you.
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#13
It all depends on the situation. Don't do it quite as much, for example limit it to about once a week just for a little while. You'll notice they're alot more intense.

And if you got an orgasm just from fingering a girl and rubbing against her you're having premature orgasms and the guilt you feel is probably just because it didn't go the way you expected to and youre embarrassed.
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#16
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Weak orgasms mean you masturbate to often.

Often? Is she hot?

(10 points if you get that.)
#17
It happens when I'm really tired (too tired to masturbate) but I yank one out anyways.

Anyone ever have super powerful orgasms? Like, so powerful that you can feel your balls trying to push more out, but the reserves are dry?

The other day I jizzed so hard that I got a cramp in each leg at the same time.
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#18
try getting your self damn close a few times within the day but dont finnish. then later on go at it again and finnish. all that built up will make for a good fap session.

i did that for a full week without blowing and and when i did i was in a hevenly uforic(sp?) state of mind for about 5 mins.
#19
Quote by walkinbazooka
Two words: Prostate. Stimulation.

You'll thank me.


haha..........thats hardcore stiffmiester stuff right there.
#20
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Often? Is she hot?

(10 points if you get that.)

I get it.
two and a half men.
#23
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Maybe you have an infection in your uterus.


isn't that part of the women's vagina ? or am i retarded ?
#24
Quote by walkinbazooka
Two words: Prostate. Stimulation.

You'll thank me.


I can +1 this from experience.

PLUS FUCKING ONE.
#25
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isn't that part of the women's vagina ? or am i retarded ?


XD

Can i sig this?
#27
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XD

Can i sig this?


fair enough lol.

After i quoted it..i googled it and found i was right...so i am a genius. some of the pictures were disturbing though.
#29
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Thou be sigged, GrissomFan

You should put the other one in there for some context. As it is, he could be talking about index fingers.
#30
How does one stimulate the prostate?
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#32
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How does one stimulate the prostate?


Finger up the ass, man, finger up the ass.

Or you could use the plastic handle to the plunger. It works well.


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#33
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How does one stimulate the prostate?



1. finger
2. some lube
3. experimentation
4. bravery

I stumbled accross a vid of it once.

But you know road trip ?...when stiffmesiter (sp) goes to the sperm bank ...thats how the nurse helps him out.

Apparently its insane. But it makes you feel gay.

One of my friends once said.

"if a poo was reversed, thats what gay anal would feel like"

i was like... thats cool.
#34
so you put your finger up your ass and feel around, till it feels good?
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+1. This man knows his ****.


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#37
so if i touch my prostate while mastrubating, it will be magnificent?
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+1. This man knows his ****.


Walker Rose.
#38
YOU FRICKEN BASTARDS! I know why they happen, I just wanted to know if anybody else has ever experienced it. My goodness kids.
Pissed.
#40
Quote by walker-rose
so if i touch my prostate while mastrubating, it will be magnificent?


stop asking questions, and just drop yo pants and go for it.
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