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EDIT: PLEASE POST PICS OF BADASS GREEK MYTHOLOGY SHIT

Homies! I was just playing god of war. Greek mythology is badass.


^^Theseus killing the minotaur^^


^^hydra^^


^^ cerberus ( the dog )^^

This ****'s badaaaasssssss. discuss this ****
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Last edited by Cameronrobson at Jun 16, 2008,
#2
I didn't like being forced to memorize Greek myths in Freshman English.
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#3
Thor would pwn Ares. We all know this. Norse mythology ftw.
#4
lol does the last guy have to be all oiled up and whatnot?


yes indeed the Greeks were FVCKING BADASS.

i mean...****ing sparta...DUH
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#5
I love Greek mythology, so full of fascinating stories. Polytheistic cultures are much more interesting to study because there are so many tales about each god and tales interweaving many gods.
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#6
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Thor would pwn Ares. We all know this. Norse mythology ftw.

Hi5
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#7
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I love Greek mythology, so full of fascinating stories. Polytheistic cultures are much more interesting to study because there are so many tales about each god and tales interweaving many gods.

plus its got BULL MEN BEING STABBED THROUGH THEIR HEADS

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#8
Greek mythology actually helped me discover Symphony X

I've read a fair few books, but I keep going back to The Odyssey. Something about it is just so good, I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the fact that Odysseus encounters original characters, like Polyphemus (who is one of my favourites), whereas Aeneas encounters characters that Virgil has ripped off from Homer.

Hercules was badass though too. I think there was one story where like six gods or heroes took on one monster, and then Hercules faced the other on his own.
#11
Hades was a bastard too. Taking and tricking innocent little Persephone to be his wife.
#15
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Norse mythology is superior.

then go make a norse mythology thread. We'll see who wins ( I have smart peeple on my side! )
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#16
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I want to bone Venus.

I think Athena would be pretty kinky as well.

I'd rather bone Artemis or Hestia. Virgins ftw.
#18
Greek mythology is awesome....'nuff said.

The Iliad and The Odyssey are the two most notable pieces of literature, but other pieces like Oedipus and such are amazing as well.
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#19
Greek mythology is very interesting, I didn't really pay much attention to it until I heard Iron maiden's flight of icarus. Zeus is badass.

Norse mythology is pretty cool too though, and some epic songs have been written about it, Amon Amarth ftw!

There should be an only mythology thread or something.
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#20
Who would win? Fenrir or Ceberus? I think we all know the answer.
#21
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I'd rather bone Artemis or Hestia. Virgins ftw.

I'm pretty sure Artemis is a lesbo. She's at least bi.
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#22


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#24
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I'm pretty sure Artemis is a lesbo. She's at least bi.

Goddess of Feminine Virtue is not lesbo. Just chaste. She did kill a lot of dudes, though.

Poor Orion...

#25
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When I first read about Saturn eating his kids I didn't really think anything of it, then I saw that picture and was like "Holy **** that's awesome."

There needs to be more Greek Mythology metal. I mean, there's enough Viking metal.
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#26
Need more Egyptian mythology.



Anubis will pwn everyone.
#28
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When I first read about Saturn eating his kids I didn't really think anything of it, then I saw that picture and was like "Holy **** that's awesome."

There needs to be more Greek Mythology metal. I mean, there's enough Viking metal.


Blind Guardian's And Then There Was Silence and Symphony X's The Odyssey. GO!

Greek Mythology is incredible. I want to write some songs about it, myself.
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#29
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I'm pretty sure Artemis is a lesbo. She's at least bi.

If any goddess is gay, it's Athena.

Another reason I would bone her. Inhuman threesome ftw.
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#31
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If any goddess is gay, it's Athena.

Another reason I would bone her. Inhuman threesome ftw.

Artemis + Venus at the same time FTW.
#32
Pft. Only n00bs use the Roman names.
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#33
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Artemis + Venus at the same time FTW.

Oh, God, yes. (No pun intended)

But, wait...aren't they sisters?

That's kind of gross.

EDIT: Never mind, they aren't.
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#34
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Oh, God, yes. (No pun intended)

But, wait...aren't they sisters?

That's kind of gross.

No, Aphrodite aka Venus was borne from the Seafoam, out of a Clam (or was it Abalone? dunno, some kind of mollusk.) Artemis is Apollo's twin sister.
#35
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"...and your crew is full of more faggots than Greek Mythology"
(name that tune!)

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#36
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Dance with the devil
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Actually it's from the hidden track, but good for you!
#37
My favorite goddess/god was Artemis (Apollo's twin)

she was bad-ass. 8D
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#38
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Blind Guardian's And Then There Was Silence and Symphony X's The Odyssey. GO!

When I said more I meant stuff that isn't power metal.
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#40
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When I said more I meant stuff that isn't power metal.

I love power metal. It's hillarious.
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