#1
My friends were telling me about some speech John McCain gave about how if he and Obama were left naked on an island with nothing but a knife, that he would escape alive and Obama wouldn't. And that he doesn't need the Secret Service because he can defend the White House with his fists and a bow or something. And something about cutting off his own balls. Anyone know anything about this video and where I can find it? I searched youtube and found nothing.
#5
..hmm weird how wud he get off the island?is he trying to say black people cant swim?
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#6
i suspect your friend made this up.
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What the ****? Crazy Democrats...

but on topic, Obama probably wouldn't be able to defend the White House without the Secret Service
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#9
Actually Obama would win simply because if McCain had a knife Obama would steal it.
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What the ****? Crazy Democrats...

but on topic, Obama probably wouldn't be able to defend the White House without the Secret Service

like mccain could old man will probally start having pow flashbacks and go crazy, actually he really could defend the white house if that happened nevermind


but as ive said before you and the rest of the right wing of the american eagle need to be cut off
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#11
Obviously made up.
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#12
But seriously... who wouldn't vote for him if he could do that?
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But seriously... who wouldn't vote for him if he could do that?

But he can't.


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