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I LIKE TOAST BECAUSE IT GIVES ME DIEEREIA AND I DONT GO 2 SKOOL SO I LIKE TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY IMAGENARY FRIEND IS TOAST INTALERENT SO WHEN HE EATS TOAST HE GETS CONSTIPATED FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS AND THEN WHEN HE FINNALY CRAPS IT OUT IT ENDS UP SOME DARK PURPLE COLOR AND IT CLOGS MY POTTY SO THEN I CANT SETTLE MY DIEEREA I GET SO MAD THAT I MAKE HIM GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC (THE CARS ON MY ROAD GO LIKE FROM 50-70 MPH!!!!!!) THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!