#1
Okay, well I want a new guitar, because I've been wanting a seven string pretty bad....only problem is.....I need at least $700 to get it. I can't legally get a job until next year, and I have no way of making money. Is there anyway I can LEGALLY earn $700?? I was going to ask for it for my birthday, but my grandparents and parents are broke at the moment.....so that's a no go for me.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
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VHT Deliverance

#2
1. Sell your old guitar.

2. Mow Lawns.

3. Whore yourself out to 70 chicks for $10 each or to 7 fat chicks for $100 each.
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#4
Quote by Dimebag Dave
1. Sell your old guitar.

2. Mow Lawns.

3. Whore yourself out to 70 chicks for $10 each or to 7 fat chicks for $100 each.


1. No old guitars to sell........

2. Desert, no grass.

3. I said LEGALLY man....plus the second part is just

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#5
wait the year to get a job.
till then just keep practicing.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#6
Quote by valennic
1. No old guitars to sell........

2. Desert, no grass.

3. I said LEGALLY man....plus the second part is just



To quote your sig: JUST DO IT!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
Quote by MedicreDemon
To quote your sig: JUST DO IT!


Damn my friend.......that's the best piece of advice he's ever given me, and now EVERYONE tells me that.

Quote by RatmN'Roses
wait the year to get a job.
till then just keep practicing.


I was afraid someone might say that
I would, but I love the sound of the seven stringer I have my eyes on...and the whole year would drive me crazy. The practicing I could do.....it's the waiting that would drive me mad.


So does anyone have ANY ideas?

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#8
Pretend to be homeless while playing you old guitar on the street begging for money. Not illegal but still immoral. If you won't do anything immoral either then you will have to wait until you can work.
#9
sell things (like your body or soul)
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#10
Quote by Dimebag Dave
1. Sell your old guitar.

2. Mow Lawns.

3. Whore yourself out to 70 chicks for $10 each or to 7 fat chicks for $100 each.

lol family guy
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#11
Quote by RocknRollRay
Step 1: never ever get a job.


So how's poverty treating ya?

On topic, handjobs in the school bathroom. Nao.
#13
Quote by valennic

3. I said LEGALLY man....plus the second part is just

It's not illegal if the authorities don't know about it.
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I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
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I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#14
Quote by InvaderTSN
So how's poverty treating ya?

On topic, handjobs in the school bathroom. Nao.


I would totally do this.


If I was a girl, or if I was gay.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#15
well if you wanted to get legal. you would have to earn the money doing miscellaneous things, babysit, sell stuff, setup lemonade stands, itll be hard work, but you can do it.

If anything else, Caddy. Doesnt matter how old you are you can caddy at a local country club, youll make about $50 a day if you get out with a golfer.
#16
Quote by valennic
I would totally do this.


If I was a girl, or if I was gay.


What if you were a girl AND gay?

The possibilities!
#17
start a bikini car wash (preferably women in bikinis), instant cash

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#18
i sold my psp for guitar stuff.
Baby sit? look on craigslist for jobs.
Chick-fil-a, arbys, and ihop let 15 year olds work.
#19
Quote by Awaken
start a bikini car wash (preferably women in bikinis), instant cash


I think I'm liking this idea....I know some pretty hot girls......but then I would have to pay them.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#20
Quote by InvaderTSN
What if you were a girl AND gay?

The possibilities!


Think of how many people would want to actually go to school!
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#21
Quote by valennic
Okay, well I want a new guitar, because I've been wanting a seven string pretty bad....only problem is.....I need at least $700 to get it. I can't legally get a job until next year, and I have no way of making money. Is there anyway I can LEGALLY earn $700?? I was going to ask for it for my birthday, but my grandparents and parents are broke at the moment.....so that's a no go for me.



well lets see...you said Legally, and you are under 18...but selling drugs when your under 18 isnt really that big of a deal and when you turn 18 chances are if you had a record its like you never did...which kind of makes it legal...so sell drugs
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Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



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#22
Maybe you should realise that as much as you want to get everything RIGHT NOW, sometimes you just need to wait.
#23
Quote by PearlJames
well if you wanted to get legal. you would have to earn the money doing miscellaneous things, babysit, sell stuff, setup lemonade stands, itll be hard work, but you can do it.

If anything else, Caddy. Doesnt matter how old you are you can caddy at a local country club, youll make about $50 a day if you get out with a golfer.


This idea might actually work because I live right next to a golfcourse.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#25
Quote by InvaderTSN
So how's poverty treating ya?

On topic, handjobs in the school bathroom. Nao.


I'm sorry you didn't catch my sarcasm.

TS: there are plenty of places/people that would hire you. You just need to look harder.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#26
Quote by jhardcore
Maybe you should realise that as much as you want to get everything RIGHT NOW, sometimes you just need to wait.


or sell drugs
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Because when I was younger I would wrap dollar bills around my wang while masturbating to get that extra dirty feeling.

Even though I quit doing it, it still turns me on when I see money.



Http://magnumman.dmusic.com
#27
Garage sale, Baby sit, mow lawns, garden, clean pools, clean houses. Just do odd jobs and 700 dollars should only take you a couple of months.