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#1
ok... I went to my farm this weekend, and got back yesterday. About five minutes ago, I was about to go take the usual wank but, I look down and their's a small little tick buried on my penis. I don't want to try anything without knowing it will work, like burning it with a hot needle.
any ideas for how to get it off???
(you can't just pull it off, because the head will come off)
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#6
Get your mom to help
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#8
Is there any way you can softly dig it out? I wouldn't really want to put a hot needle in there, but that's just my opinion.

Where is it, in your penis? Head or shaft?
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#10
Where abouts is it, on your penis?
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ok... I went to my farm this weekend, and got back yesterday. About five minutes ago, I was about to go take the usual wank but, I look down and their's a small little tick buried in my penis. I don't want to try anything without knowing it will work, like burning it with a hot needle.
any ideas for how to get it off???
(you can't just pull it off, because the head will come off)


IN?

you found a way to look IN there?

EDIT: In that case, take a piss

...or fap

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#14
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Where abouts is it, on your penis?


its on the skin right under the head.
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#15
TRUTH: Vaseline jelly, get some and leave it on there for a while, the tick will suffocate and come off easy.
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#16
How did this happen? Was you trying to pleasure a nest.
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#17
Call the pit over and hope that the wind from the laughter will let it get blown out.


Plus, the obvious question. Whaaaaaaaaaa?
Unless ticks in that area are particularly interested in finding urethras, or prefer to suicide in an inappropriate place, you better have a good explanation.
#18
just touch the tick with a hot needle. Trust me, ive had lots of ticks, but never one on my penis......
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#19
i have no idea what that might be but generally anything sharp near my penis kinda makes me a bit jumpy soo i'd recommend to wait for it and if doesn't disappear see a doctor before going near you pick with anything sharp and pointy
#20
Owned
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#21
Use the forces of Ejaculation to get it out
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#24
or you could just pull that bitch off.


The tick not your penis.
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#27


dont burn it. it'll lay its eggs in your dick.


You have to pry it off with tweezers or something.

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#28
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#29
I had one on my left testicle once. Just used a tick pen. Grab it and twist until it comes off.

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#31
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#33
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I think according to common sense would be enough to tell us to not hold a lighter up to your junk.
#34
hang on so wait....

you DON'T want it on your penis?
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#35
Aaaaand... the only action you'll ever get.
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#36
hahahaha, thats hilarious.

but on a serious note. GO SEE A DOCTOR!!!
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#37
dude!
im not the only one who has had a tick there!!!!

but i just panicked, and tweezered the son of a bitch right out of there
from as far as i can tell, the head was not still in there...
im sure the side-effects of that wouldve shown up by now, what with it being two years since it happened
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#38
so... you have something constantly sucking your penis?

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#39
take a match, light it, blow it out, and touch the tick with it while the tip is still hot. it should work.

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#40
dip your junk in a glass of vodka.. it will kill it.
then offer the glass of vodka to someone you dont like very much.
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