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#5
i know i'm going to hell but HAHA

and i also say the parents
they should be locked up for that it's awful.
but funny
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#7
fat kids = BLAME THE PARENTS. Especially when the kids are young because they can be shaped easily so it's important for the parents to teach the kids good when they are young, to stay off candy etc.
#8
I laughed hard at the part where she said: "Why is jessica bouncing around uncontrollably on this mattras"
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#9
I was going to make a joke, but now I'm too busy simultaneously crying and puking.
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#15
damn that should be considered child abuse

EDIT: beaten to it.
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#16
Man she's huge!!! I feel sorry for that kid having to haul around all that extra poundage like that, the poor kid can barely walk. That family must have one hell of a lot of money to feed that kid.
#17
Put her in a zoo.
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#18
i think its both of their faults. the kid has no self discipline and the parents keep feeding it. if i ever looked like that i would get a lipo or end it
#19
wow, that's pretty sad.
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#21
That's disgusting. The parents should be charged with negligence or somthing.
#23
Parents.

Poor girl. What can you do when the people you depend on to survive are the ones contributing to your problem?
#24
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i think its both of their faults. the kid has no self discipline and the parents keep feeding it. if i ever looked like that i would get a lipo or end it
Self-discipline is learned.

Obviously the parents aren't doing a good job of teaching it to their child. It's still their fault.
#25
some fault has to go to bad genetics because a growing kid doesnt gain 400 pounds in seven years just by eating alot there has to be something messed up as well
#26
It's blatantly the parents fault, how could it not be?
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#27
a couple midgets once told me:

what do you get when you gobble down treats?
eating as much as an Elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

whos is to blame

The mother and the father

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#28
I know rabid i agree.
but i was wondering if someone had another opinion differing from ours xD
#29
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i think its both of their faults. the kid has no self discipline and the parents keep feeding it. if i ever looked like that i would get a lipo or end it

lulz
#30
Anyone with an opinion differing from ours is an idiot.
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You can't judge an entire nation off of one 400 pound 7-year-old.
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You can't judge an entire nation off of one 400 pound 7-year-old.


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#33
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You can't judge an entire nation off of one 400 pound 7-year-old.


But the media implies it, and we know that the media is always right.
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#36
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some fault has to go to bad genetics because a growing kid doesnt gain 400 pounds in seven years just by eating alot there has to be something messed up as well
Fat doesn't come from nowhere, the only way you get fat is by storing food you eat as fat.

The amount of energy your body stores is controlled by metabolism which is controlled by genetics, but obviously the amount of food you shovel in and the amount of exercise (or lack there of) is a direct cause of weight gain.
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#39
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You can't judge an entire nation off of one 400 pound 7-year-old.


People can do pretty much whatever they want. Whether it's stupid or not is another matter.
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But the media implies it, and we know that the media is always right.


Ah, that's true. On behalf of those of us everywhere with a differing opinion, I apologize to the media for being rational

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