#1
for those who care to read...

ok so a while back i was dating this hot ass chick and then she dumped me. OWNED. but does the pain and suffering stop there? nope.....


a few days ago i started feeling like **** (physically) and then yesterday i went to the doctors and found something out... i have mono (for those of you who dont know... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mononucleosis wikipedia is your friend )

then a few minutes ago.. i asked her if she had mono...and she told me that she did and i told her that i now have it... and she freaked out "IM SO SORRY OMG IM SO SORRY"

so basically... by the time i was over with the heart ache i now have months of physical suffering....

Fu<K
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Oh. Pfeiffer's. I thought she gave you some sterilizing STD.

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yesh.. it makesh me feel all warm inside (i would send you an e-hug....but ... i gotz teh monoz)
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So she had it and she still had sex with you, neglecting to let you know?
What a bitch.
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pfff its only pfeiffers.... jezus... i thought you had some freaky illness....


Grow a pair!
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yea mono is gonna suck.. i had it two years ago... and i missed a month and a half of school... it really puts you down and out of energy completely
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What's this month talk? I had it solely for the duration of my spring break at college.... I still worked and contributed to society.

I also got it from an ex. But one I didn't care about.

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So she had it and she still had sex with you, neglecting to let you know?
What a bitch.


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yea mono is gonna suck.. i had it two years ago... and i missed a month and a half of school... it really puts you down and out of energy completely

Who cares, a month and a half off school!
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to break me in: you dont have to have sex to get it...and we didnt... it was from kissing

to lexaah: your asshole ness made me laugh really hard

so to the people that have had it...your basically saying im gonna miss my whole damn summer basically?


EDIT: my face is really pail now and my sis left a note for me: STOP BEING SO PAIL... IS ****IN CREEPY


i lol'd
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You know you don't necessarily get it from sex?


No, I don't actually know that much about mono.
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Better get close to a comfortable bed. When I had mono, I couldn't life a glass of water without struggling. It kills you.
#20
Maybe don't date a ho next time.

no mono for you
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for those who care to read...

ok so a while back i was dating this hot ass chick and then she dumped me. OWNED. but does the pain and suffering stop there? nope.....


a few days ago i started feeling like **** (physically) and then yesterday i went to the doctors and found something out... i have mono (for those of you who dont know... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mononucleosis wikipedia is your friend )

then a few minutes ago.. i asked her if she had mono...and she told me that she did and i told her that i now have it... and she freaked out "IM SO SORRY OMG IM SO SORRY"

so basically... by the time i was over with the heart ache i now have months of physical suffering....

Fu<K


I'm gonna tell you a story.

Me and this chick I was with in year 10 started going out... August ish, I believe, were together till December (When school finished for the year) and broke up. At that time we both got Glandular Fever (right before we broke up). So the next 2 months, were ****, right over christmas, ANYWAY!

The next year we started going out in February again, I was over the Mono, she wasn't (however, I wasn't told of this fact) and so I got it again, and then she got over it and then I gave it back to her and we broke up in like April/June (these dates are averaged out, I can't exactly remember) so she got it again just before we broke up and had for it for a few months. This happened once more. No joke... Paybacks a bitch, but it works two ways


EDIT:

For the record it was only a mild case, not the knock you on your ass kind, just the constant niggling pain and intense tiredness, raspy throat. However, I was also suffering from a mild case of insomnia during year 11 and the onslaughts of Depression due to the relationships constant breakdowns. Year 11 - NOT my favourite year of highschool, I almost failed because of her, a photographic memory and I nearly failed... explain that one to me.
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#22
if you ve got mononucleoblablabla , then she was dating someother guy besides you . that sucks.

i would say "kick him in the nuts", but its a girl . oh whatever
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if you ve got mononucleoblablabla , then she was dating someother guy besides you . that sucks.

i would say "kick him in the nuts", but its a girl . oh whatever


or it could have been a guy before?
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