#1
Hey,

I really want a pet duck! Is it possible? Has anybody seen a pet duck?

Please don't close this, I'm dead serious! I think it'll be happy at my place, I'll love it and even let it swim in the bathtub once in a while! Also, if it wants to fly, I'll tie a 2km rope to its foot so that I can pull it back home once it's done.

It's not a joke, I want a pet duck! Any advice?
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#4
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Make sure you also get a chick.


ba-dum tsch!

EDIT: You mean like Joey and Chandler in friends? (no I'm not sad)
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#6
Ducks aren't mythical creatures so I think theres a very good chance of you getting a pet duck
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#8
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ba-dum tsch!

EDIT: You mean like Joey and Chandler in friends? (no I'm not sad)

Yes. That's what I was referring to.

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#12
Yeah, pretty much like Joey, wasn't that cool? I mean, I hate birds in general, but ducks seem to be so much fun! They can swim, fly and walk in a very weird way! And they look so cute when they're small... But I want a proper duck, not some domestic, un-cool kind...
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#14
1. Go to a lake
2. grab a duck
3. Duct tape duck so it wonf fly away
4. Tame duck
5. There you go, pet duck.

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#15
Be warned they do tend to crap a lot
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