#2
Wrong forum, go to where the noobies are!
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#4
hey there, Juice_Machine

be sure to go to forum for new members first, to say hi in the thread at the top.
have fun here!
#9
Quote by Vagabond21
yes

You're a n00b yourself.

Be kind.
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#10
Quote by Juice_Machine
does it really matter?


not entirely, but the pit isn't the place to introduce yourself.
#11
when ur new to a forum, people will already know ur new, so saying ur new, makes twice as many people go "STFU N00B!"
#12
Tits OR GTFO
icyhot
lol wut pear
barrel rolls
4chan
n00bz
I cum blood

Ummm yep that's all you need to know. Barbera will seat you in just a bit.
#13
Quote by Vagabond21
yes



Is it really so important for me to head over to the newbie forum just to make a simple post saying hi?

Is it going to end your world if I continue to post here?

Are you sitting in your seat behind your computer making a sound going "eeeeeeEEEEEIIIIIIEEEEE!* because you find it annoying that i'm not posting my first post here in the newbie forum?


if so, sorry

let's be friends
#14
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']You're a n00b yourself.

Be kind.

I've been lurking since late 06ish. I finally gave in and made a user name in feb. because I got addicted

I wasn't tryin to be mean to him though.
#15
Quote by Juice_Machine
tell me about this place


This place? *shudders*

They call it hell on t3h internetz *rocks back and forth*

no one escapes...




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#16
Quote by Juice_Machine
Is it really so important for me to head over to the newbie forum just to make a simple post saying hi?

Is it going to end your world if I continue to post here?

Are you sitting in your seat behind your computer making a sound going "eeeeeeEEEEEIIIIIIEEEEE!* because you find it annoying that i'm not posting my first post here in the newbie forum?


if so, sorry

let's be friends


No, I don't care. I'm just trying to help.

I'm sure there are some people who would be angry though.

And yes we can be friends
#17
I haven't been here long either but i warn you, however many people try to tell you! do NOT look up goatse! you have been warned.

Also being a pokemon fan seems to be a good thing here. It's like i've finally found my place
#19
Just so you know posting on the wrong board will get you warned. For every two warnings or if you do something completely against the rules you'll get a ban.

1st ban: 30 days

2nd ban: 45 days

3rd: ban: 60 days

4th ban: perma ban

You can only have one account too (I think those numbers are right. Correct me if I'm wrong)
#20
Quote by Aussieloco
Tits OR GTFO
icyhot
lol wut pear
barrel rolls
4chan
n00bz
I cum blood

Ummm yep that's all you need to know. Barbera will seat you in just a bit.


Win
Quote by dark&broken
I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#22
Quote by spoonfulofshred
Welcome to the Pit, Juice_Machine. A wonderful place where people who play guitar come to talk about masturbating.

truer words were never spoken.
basically speaking....
#24
Quote by spoonfulofshred
Welcome to the Pit, Juice_Machine. A wonderful place where people who play guitar come to talk about masturbating.


He's totally right! It gets kinda homoerotic at times but you know nobody will take advantage..

>.>

<.<

Just be careful of pedobear
#26
Quote by imdeth
I haven't been here long either but i warn you, however many people try to tell you! do NOT look up goatse! you have been warned.

Also being a pokemon fan seems to be a good thing here. It's like i've finally found my place



What is goatse?

Will you please inform me about this goatse?
#27
The mods love it when you post pictures with the words lol wut at the bottom. I think you get rewarded for that.


Edit:^^^^ Ask Red33 he has a sig full of quotes about that.
#28
Quote by Juice_Machine
What is goatse?

Will you please inform me about this goatse?


Google 'goatse', in images.

Then your initiation is complete.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#29
Quote by Juice_Machine
What is goatse?

Will you please inform me about this goatse?


Google images will give you a good idea... but no! don't do it!

Edit: also people always seem to beat you to the post
#30
Quote by Aussieloco
The mods love it when you post pictures with the words lol wut at the bottom. I think you get rewarded for that.

You try to help him then hurt him?? lol

Your tactics are confusing me.
#31
search goatse up on wikipedia. if you are brave enough then google it.
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#32
Quote by Vagabond21
You try to help him then hurt him?? lol

Your tactics are confusing me.

If he does it he deserves what he gets.
#33
Quote by notsojoeyb4eva
Google 'goatse', in images.

Then your initiation is complete.



google images does not work for me

will you post a picture of it for me instead?
#34
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never paid to have a lentil on my face!
#35
I'm not a n00b, but I just google'd Goatsee. That's disgusting haha. Also, this seems to be the User-Made Rules page haha. It's just like at school when you're new people scare the **** outta you with stories about stuff / people and warn you not to do certain stuff .
#36
Just stay away from the pit whatever you do

Oh wait...
Hull City A.F.C

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#37
Quote by A-G-guitarist
I'm not a n00b, but I just google'd Goatsee. That's disgusting haha. Also, this seems to be the User-Made Rules page haha. It's just like at school when you're new people scare the **** outta you with stories about stuff / people and warn you not to do certain stuff .


Oh so true.

Btw what an awesome sig! made my day!
#38
Quote by Juice_Machine
What is goatse?

Will you please inform me about this goatse?


google it
Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army


Quote by #1 synth
i figure as long as its not a puppy it's fair game for my penis.
#39
Yo, if you wanna know what goes around here you probably want to get out of the Pit. There's no real advice to be had in here.

If you want you can go ahead and post up some introductory information in the Newbie forum. Welcome here.

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