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#1
Imagine this: You're walking home listening to good old metal music, and some chav walks past you, uttering: ''Mosherrr.'' Well, that I can deal with. But then, almost by my house now, a group of chavs walk down in the direction the other twat chav went, and the chav who called you a Mosher tells them about you, points to you, they charge at you, pin you down on the floor and pull your iPod out, smashing it all over the ground like the dickless fags they are, before stamping hard on your bollocks and running away.

This is basically what happened to me walking home to day. I truly do ****ing hate the youth of today in Britain. And this is coming from a twelve year old for god's sake. At what point does it become fun to harass someone who has done nothing wrong at all, and destroy their possessions?

Honestly, something needs to be done about chavs fast. People are always complaining about it in newspapers and stuff, and these are the people with the power to do something, yet they don't.

Man, Britain sucks.
#2
It's not because you listen to metal.

It's because you're twelve years old.

They don't pick on anyone above that age because they're scared they would fight back.
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#3
Yep, they're (nearly) all ****s.
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#4
Uh, police?
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#9
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']It's not because you listen to metal.

It's because you're twelve years old.

They don't pick on anyone above that age because they're scared they would fight back.

It might actually be both. You're 12 and listen to metal, they see you as an easy target and different than them.

Now if you were 19 and listening to metal, were about 6'2" and weighed 250 pounds (don't know what this is in KG, screw it) they probably wouldn't have even thought about touching you.
#10
Or do the same thing tomorrow, and carry a tazer..that would be fun as hell.

Make sure to get a video of it or no one will believe you.
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#11
Grab some friends, some baseball bats....they cant do **** to you if they're in the hospital getting over busten kneecaps.
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#12
Come on, what are the police gunna do? They are too busy trying to find easy crimes to reach government targets.
#13
carry a knife, I do

Imagine the look on their when they feel the cold steel thrust into their abdomen...

jokes on them.
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#16
call the cops. immediately. and tell us what happens.
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#17
unlucky man, some people are just pricks. i truly hate chavs too, not for the way they dress or how they speak. its their attitude, its disgusting.

luckily we dont have many where i live, but i live in a village lol. we have a group of about 6-10 11 year olds who ride around on BMXs calling themselves the *village name* Ghetto
#18
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Put down the Orwell.
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#19
and you didnt wuchu kick of fury them because....?
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#20
as shreddin frets said, just invest in a gun. itll be great. just not a knife, cause that plan will probably backfire.
#23
Sorry, I'm not familiar with your hip young lingo. What's a chav?
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#24
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carry a knife, I do

Imagine the look on their when they feel the cold steel thrust into their abdomen...

jokes on them.

Imagine the look on your face, when someone grabs your knife and you feel the cold steel thrust into your abdomen.
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#25
I couldn't run, I had no idea they were coming until they grabbed me from behind. It's really my fault for not unplugging my earphones.

It's actually quite laughable how these people were like 15 years old, and had nothing better to do than go around beating up 12 year olds.
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Put down the Orwell.



You don't believe it's true?


Ring up the cops and tell them someone has broke into your house, then ring them up and tell the police the robber has a gun and the cops will be right round. It's true that the police have targets.
#28
Wow, legs would've been broken if that was me, i know its easy for me to say that but yeah no way would i have let them get anywhere near my iPod feel sorry for you man.

Take comfort in this though, when your a multi millioniare, them seemingly "better off socially" chavs will be in a council flat with a dirty STI ridden girlfriend with 6 kids, who sucks the fat guys dick next door when they go to there ****ty factory job everyday.



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#29
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Imagine the look on your face, when someone grabs your knife and you feel the cold steel thrust into your abdomen.


or...

imagine your face when you feel the warm, hard manhood of your prison mates thrust into your butt
#30
my mate had his jaw broken in 2 places by chavs and had to avoid the pits at download. Imagine how he felt
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#32
Phone the PoPos, seriously they have CCTV everywhere, and can probably track down the foo's.
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At the risk of sounding stupid, what are chavs?


I take it that "chav" is the British equivalent of "wigger"?
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#34
AW! I'm seriously getting pi*sed off wit chavs now. (its a british thing by the way)

And the police wonder why most teenagers carry knifes.... Self defence

It's hard to sort it out, but the police should do more. I hope you called the police right?

Luckely, I havent had a fight....yet. But once I was walking through the park with two girls, when this massive group of em came our way. The youngest one asked me for a lighter. Shouted it. I was like no sorry mate. When he shoulder barged me. I was about 6 years older than him. But they did that delibrietly. Cause if I fought back, I would get owned by the rest of em.

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#35
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Imagine the look on your face, when someone grabs your knife and you feel the cold steel thrust into your abdomen.



Unless they are highly trained, the chance of them being able to get a knife off someone without being stabbed is highly unlikely.

Unless of course you hold the knife with the blade and attempt to stab them with the handle.
#36
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my mate had his jaw broken in 2 places by chavs and had to avoid the pits at download. Imagine how he felt



It's because these dicks don't care about other people. Cops don't care, their frikkin parents don't care who are the ones that spawn this scum and the government doesn't care. This country's f***** my friend.
#37
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I take it that "chav" is the British equivalent of "wigger"?


Pretty much. Just way more repulsive and horrible in their attitude.

If I were to somehow show you British papers, you'd know what I mean. =/
#38
Thats what you get for being a mosher!
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#39
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You don't believe it's true?


Ring up the cops and tell them someone has broke into your house, then ring them up and tell the police the robber has a gun and the cops will be right round. It's true that the police have targets.


...I think I'm okay with that when there's a motherfucker with a gun in my house!
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