#1
what is a chav? i was reading the "god i hate chavs" or w/e thread and... well im a dumb American. <ha oxymoron
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#3
Stop making these chav threads. Google exists for a reason.
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#5
are they like "gangsters" or w/e?
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#6
think wigger.
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are they like "gangsters" or w/e?

From my understanding (I'm American also) They're like really annoying preps that enjoy Electronica/Techno with just a splash of Wiggerness.....and many are violent towards non-chavs
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#10
lol american's are goofs
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#11
whislt the nearest thing to a chav in america is definitely a wigger, chavs aren't really much like 'em at all. i dont think theres an equivalent, but you should eb glad you're free of them though, they're a real bitch.
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lol american's are goofs

It's just not used over here....I had never even seen or heard it used until I was on a forum with people from the U.K. .
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From my understanding (I'm American also) They're like really annoying preps that enjoy Electronica/Techno with just a splash of Wiggerness.....and many are violent towards non-chavs


Wait a minute... Don't bring electronica into this!

Chavs just listen to R&B all the time... With the occasional 80's classic.
#15
Couldn't have asked in that thread could you? Apart from the fact that people asked already and answers were given.

Oh and GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.


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#16
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Wait a minute... Don't bring electronica into this!

Chavs just listen to R&B all the time... With the occasional 80's classic.

I heard once of all Chavs liking ****ty Techno and Electronica type stuff.....They sound like a mix between wiggers and preps.....
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#17
wow... its weird to think because the whole trend is an American think.... i mean i may be wrong, but 'ghettos' don't come to mind when i think of UK. Don't get me wrong, i don't think you set around all drinking tea, but this whole "gangster" pop cultural phenomenon seems to be mostly African-AMERICAN.... (NOT RACIST!! I SWEAR! IM JUST SAYING THAT THE GANGSTERS CAME FROM AFRICAN AMERICANS LIKE MULLETS CAME FROM WHITE TRASH.) And seeing how your a whole pond away.... seems really really really really fake.

edit: talking about the whole gangster thing
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#18
oh and chav stands for: Council Housed And Violent. violent is the key in why they've become the hated sub-standard species of human that they are.
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wow... its weird to think because the whole trend is an American think.... i mean i may be wrong, but 'ghettos' don't come to mind when i think of UK. Don't get me wrong, i don't think you set around all drinking tea, but this whole "gangster" pop cultural phenomenon seems to be mostly African-AMERICAN.... (NOT RACIST!! I SWEAR! IM JUST SAYING THAT THE GANGSTERS CAME FROM AFRICAN AMERICANS LIKE MULLETS CAME FROM WHITE TRASH.) And seeing how your a whole pond away.... seems really really really really fake.


Yeah well the UK gets all of the USA's **** seeing as it's shoved in our face every single day.
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what is a chav? i was reading the "god i hate chavs" or w/e thread and... well im a dumb American. <ha double negative

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#21
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Wait a minute... Don't bring electronica into this!

Chavs just listen to R&B all the time... With the occasional 80's classic.


Chav's at my school have started listening to Drum n Bass like Pendulum. (Which are pretty much over-rated)
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oh and chav stands for: Council Housed And Violent. violent is the key in why they've become the hated sub-standard species of human that they are.


Actually that's a backronym. I think it was actually CHeltenam AVerage but i cba to go into detail.
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Chav's at my school have started listening to Drum n Bass like Pendulum. (Which are pretty much over-rated)


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#24
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wow... its weird to think because the whole trend is an American think.... i mean i may be wrong, but 'ghettos' don't come to mind when i think of UK. Don't get me wrong, i don't think you set around all drinking tea, but this whole "gangster" pop cultural phenomenon seems to be mostly African-AMERICAN.... (NOT RACIST!! I SWEAR! IM JUST SAYING THAT THE GANGSTERS CAME FROM AFRICAN AMERICANS LIKE MULLETS CAME FROM WHITE TRASH.) And seeing how your a whole pond away.... seems really really really really fake.


i dont think anyone said chavs evolved from 'american ghettos'. America may have been a big influence, but not in that way.
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#25
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Actually that's a backronym. I think it was actually CHeltenam AVerage but i cba to go into detail.



backronym?? explain.

yep sorry, i may be an idiot right now..
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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#27
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backronym?? explain.

yep sorry, i may be an idiot right now..


Well, CHAV never meant Council Housed and Violent originally but someone decided that it could stand for that at a later date. So originally it didn't mean 'Council Housed and Violent.'
#28
IS GOOGLE SO FUCKING HARD TO USE?!

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#29



is this close?
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what is a chav? i was reading the "god i hate chavs" or w/e thread and... well im a dumb American. <ha oxymoron

No, it's not an oxymoron. It is in fact a tautology.
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#32
im not sayin that they came directly from the american ghettos, but just like the like suburban kids here, they pick up on it and act that way 'cause its cool... i would be like any rap or R&B artist in the UK being what seemed like... out of place because that music is derived from gospel, slave music and the like, which are all american by nature... IM NOT SAYING "OH LOOK AT EVERYONE IN THE UK BEING ALL I WANNA BE AMERICAN CAUSE THEY ARE SO COOL." im just saying that any influences of rap or r&b music that affect kids that drastically are a little on the fake side (OR SO IT SEEMS TO ME)

EDIT: the oxymoron thing was a joke. Americans know more that anyone how dumb some of the other Americans are.
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#33
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For all you chav haters: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOJXmYBgcnw&feature=related

Made me LOL.

It's kind of funny, but its pretty scary. Imagine your leg getting chopped off!
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#34
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i dont think anyone said chavs evolved from 'american ghettos'. America may have been a big influence, but not in that way.


Of course not, every country has their own violent and stupid underclass, live in council estates, most are unemployed, slightly inbred and the like. Chavs are just Britain's violent underclass, and they've existed for centuries, just without the Burberry.
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