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#1
OK so me and my best friend Tyler were playing Amped3 on my Xbox360 and he brought up a weird coversation which i thought was hilarious btw, but I laugh at everything.

Tyler: Laura, you know why i like you??

Me: because i can woop on you in this game?

Tyler: haha No. Because whenever we go out you spend all my money.

Me: hmm ill remember that for the next time..

Tyler: Yeah i hate it when a girls are to shy to ask for stuff and all they order is a boiled egg and a crouton.

what do u think of Tyler???
#2
... wow. you fail.
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#4
Yeah that was a pretty boring and pointless story, I am not going to lie.

Tyler=Trying to get into your pants by acting like a baller.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#5
+5000 profile views to you for revealing you're a girl.
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#6
Tyler sounds like a jackass.
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+5000 profile views to you for revealing you're a girl.


Yeah, cause it's not like her name didn't already give it away.

*Checks her profile.... again*
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#8
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#11
Phail.

Everyone knows there are no girls on teh intarnetz
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#12
He sounds like he's trying to be cool, but he's not.
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#13
Yeah, sounds like he was trying to be casual but failed..."yeah i dont really care about money or anything". Either hes being fake, or hes spoiled rich, either way he sounds like a tool
#14
hmmmm pics or it didnt happen...


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#15
Tyler sounds like a good guy.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#16
That was a waste of my life, only a girl would post some extremely personal conversation(that's retarded) and expect anonymous people to give a ****. Especially when those anonymous people are primarily guys.
#18
He's hinting that you're expensive and he thinks he's payed his dues and is ready for some action.
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#19
*Drools* Gaahhhh...urrrr hott.... *Drools*


Don't tell people your a girl. Or you'll get only responses like that.

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#21
Originally Posted by SupremeACL
+5000 profile views to you for revealing you're a girl.


too late i already have over 7000
#25
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dude that's sweet, i didn't know anyone on here played guitar


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too late i already have over 7000



Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#28
He wants you to put out.
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#29
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He's hinting that you're expensive and he thinks he's payed his dues and is ready for some action.



This. It's almost like some sad form of "ownership" when a guy takes a girl out, does all the driving, pays for all the food/movie tickets/wherever you go, etc etc...he is now expecting something in return. Seriously.
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#31
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Tyler sounds like a jackass.


I agree, a real sack of sh*t.
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#32
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My name is Tyler!!! No lie!!!


OMG!! Really? Tyler isnt an extremely common name or anything.
#33
Go out with Tylor he seems like a nice guy


Me and Tyler are just friends
and he thinks that way 2
#34
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Tyler sounds like a good guy.


+1 to the only person who has any common sense in this thread

He's your friend, if he REALLY wanted to become more serious with you he'd've made a more 'grandiose' move. Relax! I personally think he's funny
#36
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Me and Tyler are just friends
and he thinks that way 2

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It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
#37
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*views profile*

*looks at over-exposing photos*

*faps*

*leaves thread*

Very well done sir. You've outdone yourself.

oh and to the TS, any guy who says they just want to be your friend is a ****ing liar.
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#38
Laura...? What the hell! i didn't know you came here, let alone would let out our private conversations for all these people to read. What if we WEREN'T just friends? What if i've been lying to you? i hate my life. *cries*

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#39
Laura...? What the hell! i didn't know you came here, let alone would let out our private conversations for all these people to read. What if we WEREN'T just friends? What if i've been lying to you? i hate my life. *cries*


lol good one
#40
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This. It's almost like some sad form of "ownership" when a guy takes a girl out, does all the driving, pays for all the food/movie tickets/wherever you go, etc etc...he is now expecting something in return. Seriously.


That's called dating.
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