#1
I've only been listening to them for a couple of months, and when I searched for a thread there was two **** ones.

So...

Crotchduster are... I suppose comedy death metal, and amazing. I'm sure a couple of you like them.

It's the side project of Jason Suecof, and features a load of great session musicians.

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#3
Let me lick your asshole!!!!!!!
haha...

crotchduster kicks some major ass.
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#4
I'm a fan of Mr. Indignant Erection too.


So relevant.
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#5
Absolutely hilarious stuff, Big Top Williams being my favourite song. The impressions he does of John Tardy, Glen Benton, Glenn Danzig, Hetfield, Mustaine, Tom Araya are simply Uncanny.
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#8
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Even though it was really dark.
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#10
rofl rofl i love these guys
anyone know what "Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy" means?
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#11
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I saw you at the bus stop,
From a mile away,
Even though it was really dark.

I love that bit.
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#12
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rofl rofl i love these guys
anyone know what "Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy" means?



Ask yer mam... pretty sure she gave me one of them last night.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#13
Hahaha...

Why is this the first time I've heard this band?

Possibly the best name in Metal.
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#14
^ That joke in your sig, it was I that told it to deady! Oh I feel so used now...

But yeah, check them out, absolutely hilarious.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#15
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^ That joke in your sig, it was I that told it to deady! Oh I feel so used now...

But yeah, check them out, absolutely hilarious.


It made me fall to the floor laughing.

Take it as a loving homage to your greatness.
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#16
Aw man... now I feel loved, sweet. So this is what its like... when doves cry.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#17
...you're quoting the Simpsons again, I see.

And narry a mention of CD.
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#18
Crotchduster have to be the one metal band that people who dont normally listen to metal enjoy when I show it to them. I normally hate comedy bands, but man Jason is a legend.
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#23
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Jason is in Capharnaum.

Crotchduster need to hurry up and make another cd, Big Fat Box Of Sh*t was soooo good.

Agreed.

Definitely need another release, though I'm not completely up to date on the band news side.
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#24
I can only imagine what Crotchduster are like live
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#25
I'd be surprised if they came anywhere near us, but I'd be there if they did.
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#26
They're hilarious and are fun to listen to for a little bit, but I just find it very hard to listen to them very much (mostly because of the really random and abrupt genre changes).
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#27
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They're hilarious and are fun to listen to for a little bit, but I just find it very hard to listen to them very much (mostly because of the really random and abrupt genre changes).

I personally need stuff like that.

I listen to so much metal, and bands like Crotchduster change it up every now and then. Some people listen to a few specifics subgenres of metal, then get disillusioned with it and move on. I just try to find more and more diverse bands to keep my interest while I look for great bands in the more standard areas (death, power, folk, prog, black, doom,thrash etc).
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#28
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I can only imagine what Crotchduster are like live

well i can picture the guitarist not moving around much

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#29
Sorry for the thread bump, but Crotchduster are simply amazing! I heard some Capharnaum stuff & liked, then I heard about Crotchduster, I listened to mammal sauce & almost fell off my seat! So I bought the album on iTunes, & it's amazing. Funniest **** I've ever heard
#30
What a hilarious band.

"So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus
And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong ****in rims on
It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat
I can't sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me
And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!"
Why don't you sign my **** you little bastard
I'm trying to eat a ****in meal here
I don't care if you buy my records
Get the **** out of here before I punch your ****
I'm sponsored by Adidas
And what do I give a **** if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes
They look great!
You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new ****in fur coat and you are stylin'
And let's face it, that's what this business is all about
STYLE!
I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like ****
Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour
You don't have to be any good to do this
Kiss my belly button from the inside"

Favorite part of any Crotchduster song.
#31
Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate buttered horses ass
Frabble obble abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple parkle pig

Best verse evar IMO.
#32
Crotchduster have the best sing-along lyrics for walks in the countryside.
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#33
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Crotchduster have the best sing-along lyrics for walks in the countryside.



I have to try that soon.
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#36
I love the rapping in Mammal Sauce. They should do a project with the rap thrown in there. It would be awesome.