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Pit, I've been yet again shot down by a woman. I don't know what's wrong with me, but here I am, wallowing in self pity. Does anybody have anything to cheer me up?
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Quote by CoreysMonster
Pit, I've been yet again shot down by a woman. I don't know what's wrong with me, but here I am, wallowing in self pity. Does anybody have anything to cheer me up?


Watch the intro of Ninja Robots. It always cheers me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fr3YZ0jCOc
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#12
I know this will sound superficial but try something new.

For example, if you got a haircut you'd be thinking about hair and it could be refreshing in general to feel like things don't have to be the same if you don't want them to be.

Or another example would be to try to pick up a new hobby whether it be a sport or a sports car.
#13
Quote by brandon369852
There are plenty of fish in the sea...?

Are we going fishing or giving girl advice here?
Stay on track dammit.
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+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#16
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Get a prescription for Xanax or shoot yourself, nobody cares either way, as you've probably noticed.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


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#17
Quote by Maus24
Are we going fishing or giving girl advice here?
Stay on track dammit.


Fishing is fun.

TS, you could go fishing. It usually makes me happy. Just don't drown yourself in your misery
kill all humans
#18
Quote by BrokenBricks
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Get a prescription for Xanax or shoot yourself, nobody cares either way, as you've probably noticed.


actually people have been surprisingly helpful so far.
#19
I never get turned down. Ever.


I don't ask girls out.
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Quote by BrokenBricks
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Get a prescription for Xanax or shoot yourself, nobody cares either way, as you've probably noticed.


Cmon man. We're all friends here. Have a heart.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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Last edited by TooFast at Jun 18, 2008,
#20
all you gotta do is crank up Bitches Ain't **** by Dr. Dre
it'll make you feel like a man
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Quote by BrokenBricks
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Get a prescription for Xanax or shoot yourself, nobody cares either way, as you've probably noticed.


being a douchebag isn't required, just f.y.i.
You are not a slave...
#22
Quote by CoreysMonster
actually people have been surprisingly helpful so far.


Cry me a river you whiney little bitch.


I'm in the same boat dude, I just play my guitar as loud as humanly possible until all the pain is drowned out by my ears ringing.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
...but none are for me!


You're still young. You have atleast 60 years of your life ahead of you. You'll find someone, trust me.
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#24
I know how it feels, just know thats not the last female you're going to date or fall for in your life!
There are plenty of birds (in reference to what UK calls females) in the sea lmfao
#26
Wait a second...you're in Germany and got shot down by a woman? I've seen people who can't speak a bit of German take a woman home...hmmmmmm...you know what you need...some poon.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
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Quote by crackhutch
Wait a second...you're in Germany and got shot down by a woman? I've seen people who can't speak a bit of German take a woman home...hmmmmmm...you know what you need...some poon.


ORLY?
#28
1. Go out and find a drunk chick.
2. Plough that shit!
3. Dump the bitch in some random area of town.
4. Repeat.
5. ???
6. Profit!
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#29
Do something constructive that will make you feel better about yourself.
Play yer guitar.
"Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." - Richard Feynman
#30
Start drinking, go to clubs, meet new women, start smoking, and you'll get some action.

You may not remember it, but rest assured. You got it.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#31
Quote by Kevin97220
all you gotta do is crank up Bitches Ain't **** by Dr. Dre
it'll make you feel like a man


+1, or here's some other songs you could try to help you remember the fact that there are over a billion other girls out there:

Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue
Some Girls - The Rolling Stones
Ain't it Fun - Guns N' Roses
Factory Girl - The Rolling Stones

Or some good old-fashioned blues, but that may make you sad, so I don't recommend it.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#34
Cry, regroup, and try again.

These smilies get more ass then I do.
Last edited by AtlantaHardcore at Jun 18, 2008,
#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
Pit, I've been yet again shot down by a woman. I don't know what's wrong with me, but here I am, wallowing in self pity. Does anybody have anything to cheer me up?



play guitar. seriously, this is a guitar website and people pour their emotions into dumb threads instead of into playing music, the latter of which may actually help to come to terms with the new state of affairs.

get off the net and write a break up song.
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#36
c'mere momma's givin' a kiss.
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." -Mark Twain
#38
1. Obtain Chloroform
2. Apply Chloroform to rag
3. Put rag in desired female's face
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!
...shun the nonbeliever...
#40
Quote by Saint of Steel
Try doing something like this fella' did.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

It'll provide you with hours of endless fun and distraction, as well as being teh epicz!


AHAHAHA. I heard about that guy on Shockwave.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
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