#1
don't hover, 'mofugga.


The Question:

If you could produce any liquid from your penis as the result of wanking, which liquid would you like to produce and why?

GO!
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Give him a handjob


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#4
Scotch
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#5
Liquid gold. Then I'd be rich.
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#8
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Liquid gold. Then I'd be rich.
and in pain cos it would be boiling hot. Gold = high melting point
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#10
Serious, you say?

Well, I would produce fresh water. Everyone would be doing it, multiple times a day. It's a great idea.
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#11
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Semen? The population would die off otherwise.


nah they got that fake semen and stuff now. on topic: Arizona Green Tea
#12
i'd say blood but it would be too predictable

so....semen
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#16
Napalm
Rag Mop Do Do Duh DoDo Dedo Do!!!!!

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#17
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Wat?
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Give him a handjob


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#20
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Chocolate milk or LSD (or chocolate milk laced with LSD...)


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that would be the **** watching a chick trip because she sucked your dick
wat
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#22
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LSD or Liguid THC( The chemical in weed that gets u high)



if you don't already know what THC is, you probably don't need to.

i'd have to go with either gas or some sort of energy drink, maybe monster.
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#23
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and in pain cos it would be boiling hot. Gold = high melting point


If it was really hot liquid gold, it wouldn't be able to come out of my penis. Check the question. And this is all fantasy anyway, so let's pretend that I have a super-reinforced penis.
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I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.

Don't ask me I have no idea how the hell it happened.




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I love you
#24
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if you don't already know what THC is, you probably don't need to.
.



True
wat
#25
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Give him a handjob.

complete fail at trying to get sigged
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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#28
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complete fail at trying to get sigged

Not really, I was trying to be ironic and contemplating the annoyance of people who suck up and try to get sigged by posting a comment, then people would come to understand how annoying it is and stop it.
#29
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Not really, I was trying to be ironic and contemplating the annoyance of people who suck up and try to get sigged by posting a comment, then people would come to understand how annoying it is and stop it.


I bet people think I do that.
wat
#30
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Not really, I was trying to be ironic and contemplating the annoyance of people who suck up and try to get sigged by posting a comment, then people would come to understand how annoying it is and stop it.


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#31
hawaiian punch
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#32
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Not really, I was trying to be ironic and contemplating the annoyance of people who suck up and try to get sigged by posting a comment, then people would come to understand how annoying it is and stop it.


Wait, weren't you the guy going around and saying "Despite the fancy name _____, you are the coolest '08er I have ever seen?"
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#34
will the amount of liquid be the same as before? if so, the only thing worth having would either be LSD, or liquid gold/platinum/other precious metal.
#35
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How could we possibly sense the irony.....?



I could...


...n't.
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#36
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Wat?




take me now
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(oh! maybe some one will sig that witty comment! maybe not...)
#37
I know it says liquid, but I think it would be feckin awesome if you could get a kitten outa there.
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#39
whisky 'cos i've been drinking much lately.

edit: no actually i want duck butter since i've never smell/tasted it.
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