#1
I was walking home from school today, lots on my mind, out of focus. I walked across the road and a car beeped at me. It made me jump

I was there in the middle of the street, not too bothered about nearly being ran over, but in total embarrassment.

Being beeped at is extremely humiliating.

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#3
I've done that too
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#6
Is this supposed to be like that guy who almost died because he decided to be cool so he put his car in reverse instead of neutral while driving?

Edit:He was in Drive first,of course.
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Dumbass.

stfu, i said i had a lot on my mind, ie my mum being in hospital, my grades... etc.
#9
I always run in front of cars just barely missing them. It's worse in the winter when they're all pissed off and try to run you over.
#13
For some strange reason I've always wanted to experience getting run over - but at a slow speed and it being set up rather than out of the blue.
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#15
Happens. I had to run as fast as I could to avoid being hit once.
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#16
I had 3 school principals almost running me over up to now, and 2 of those times where the same one. jeez.
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#18
take a foghorn with you next time and beep right back at them!


or starsky and hutch slide over their bonnet
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For some strange reason I've always wanted to experience getting run over - but at a slow speed and it being set up rather than out of the blue.

I always though it'd be cool. Like rolling up intom the windshield and stuff.
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take a foghorn with you next time and beep right back at them!


or starsky and hutch slide over their bonnet

Win. I feel much better and had an "internal lol" (something I find amusing but don't laugh at).
#21
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take a foghorn with you next time and beep right back at them!


or starsky and hutch slide over their bonnet

I live in Amish Town. Bonnet means something completely diffrent here...
#22
you prolly wouldn't have been so embarrassed if you used some kick-ass maneuver to evade the car. Perhaps a barrel roll?

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#24
I was coming out of this path in the fields onto a street and a car came from the left...I was stupid enough not to stop since I couldn't see through the huge wheat thingies so I got lucky...had I hit the breaks on my bike I would have gotten hit for sure...I just kept going forward and drove into a ditch
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I live in Amish Town. Bonnet means something completely diffrent here...



amish with a computer?

wtf anyone?
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#26
My friend Sara was joking with me and shoved me in front of a car like 3 days ago. I've been there sir.
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I live in Amish Town. Bonnet means something completely diffrent here...

what does it mean anyway?
#29
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amish with a computer?

wtf anyone?

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For some strange reason I've always wanted to experience getting run over - but at a slow speed and it being set up rather than out of the blue.


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#31
My general rule on crossing streets is that the car will stop before I will, and btw Andrew you really don't want to get hit even at slow speeds it's pretty damn painful.
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