#1
So, I was driving my car today and some kid walks across the road without looking!
I f*cking beeped to him and he jumped, he should be paying attention!
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#2
Portugal cool.
I'd run over him tho
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I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#3
Better luck next time.
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#6
Sweet.
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#7
You're about as funny and original as Carlos Mencia.
Kind of nominated for Best Retired User.


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#8
does this have anything to do with the " i nearly got run over today" thread?
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#9
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does this have anything to do with the " i nearly got run over today" thread?

Maybe they met
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#10
hmmm. I will analyze the situation, and I believe that Dane Cook is funnier than you. Fail.
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