#1
i only turn to UG because there are many of you and some may have experienced this. 4 days ago was my first day of summer lacrosse camp. the next day i wake up and the head of my penis is red and hurts like hell.

the next day its still red but doesnt hurt, now the skin is leathery and dry, and its not sensitive. how can i get rid of the toughness of skin? ive used a bit of aloe, what do you guys use for chafeing?
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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#3
what the hell did you do there.
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Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

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