#1
The name basically says it all
Mine is: "What gets smaller and smaller as it gets louder and louder: A baby in a trash compactor"

....i wanna die now...
#2
DAMNIT. im eating asshole. lol. j/k
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#3
Oh...a dead baby joke...again...hilarious...
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how about the way your entire country generalizes a culture by the actions of a few, citing any Americans idea of a middle eastern person.
#7
2 peanuts are walking down the street

One was a salted


So bad, no one laughs except me.
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dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#8
Quote by Jdwannabe
2 peanuts are walking down the street

One was a salted


So bad, no one laughs except me.


its not as bad as the "whats brown and sticky" one
#10
Quote by seljer
its not as bad as the "whats brown and sticky" one


A stick =]
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dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#11
Quote by Rocking-Rob
Someone asks "you know whats incredible?"

I say "the hulk"

and no one gets it

bahahah that wins
Don't worry, I'm just admiring the shape of your skull
#13
Quote by technocheese
Have you heard the one about the searchbar?

*shudders* dont remind me
#14
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
#16
How do you get a baby into a Tupperware container? A blender.

How do you get it out? Nacho Chips.
#17
for sickness anyway...


whats 2ft long, blue and makes woman scream?


cotdeath

a mate told me that.... i know some sick people
#19
My Friend: what do you call a black person flying a plane?

Me: Uhh, *semi-racist thought* I don't know.

Friend: A pilot, what did you think i meant, racist!
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#20
What has 8 legs and makes women affraid?

Gang rape.
Barry White is cooler than you
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I really wish I could say you're funny and cool, but that would be like saying Africa doesn't have a poverty problem.
#21
Quote by Foible776
DAMNIT. im eating asshole. lol. j/k


Really? I bet that asshole's not too appetizing anyway... I mean, it's an asshole.
#23
One time when me and my friends were waiting to get on the elevator at school one of my friends noticed brail along the side of the elevator door and he said " Thats kind of a waste, I've never even seen any blind kids around the school..weird" I quickly replied this statement with " HAHA I bet they haven't seen us either!" *slapped knee*....they all walked away from me and have never let it go to this day. They thought it was mean, and have convinced me it was very much so..

I thought it was funny
#24
Quote by Rocking-Rob
Someone asks "you know whats incredible?"

I say "the hulk"

and no one gets it




I hate when I pick up jokes late though, I always feel dumb. The other day my friend was like, "Hey do you know Bob?"...My other friend quickly piped in, "Yeah, his first name is Sishka!"

I laughed about a minute later
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#25
These jokes here:

If a black man, a mexican and a chinese man all jump off a cliff at the same time who wins?
Society

im not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people
#26
The one the guy wrote. Took up like 5 posts included incest, rape, child sex, and death and at the end the joke was "Then they all got aids". I will never forget that... unfourtunately


#28
Quote by MyNameIsLame
Really? I bet that asshole's not too appetizing anyway... I mean, it's an asshole.

BA dum PSHH!!
#29
Quote by technocheese
Have you heard the one about the searchbar?


That's a good one!

Oh, and then there's the totally original never-been-said-before dead baby joke:

What's the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby?

I don't **** a sandwhich before I eat it.

Har de har har. Go away.
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#30
what's funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
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Lolz that guy is a noob.

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#31
Quote by Jdwannabe
2 peanuts are walking down the street

One was a salted


So bad, no one laughs except me.


I actually find that joke funny, I chuckled when I saw you posted it.
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#32
Quote by majesty
One time when me and my friends were waiting to get on the elevator at school one of my friends noticed brail along the side of the elevator door and he said " Thats kind of a waste, I've never even seen any blind kids around the school..weird" I quickly replied this statement with " HAHA I bet they haven't seen us either!" *slapped knee*....they all walked away from me and have never let it go to this day. They thought it was mean, and have convinced me it was very much so..

I thought it was funny


i think thats funny.but i'm deaf,not blind.I rock Beethoven style.
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#33
Quote by Jdwannabe
A stick =]

What's brown and sticky and taps on windows?


Poo on stilts.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


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