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#1
sorry this is gonna be long but it will be well worth it. I've decided to share with UG my crazy day.

Ok so it starts off as a normal school day during Accounting i leave to take a leak.

I enter the bath room and there are 3 guys standing around smoking joints (weed) in the bathroom. Instead of being normal and leaving i say "meh" and take a piss.

Out of no where the principal comes in probably to take a leak as well, it was that time of the day. He see's the 3 guys smoking up and say's "you four down to the office now!"

I'm like "WTF?" he thinks i was smoking weed with them. I do smoke weed but im not that stupid to do it in a washroom. So i head down to the office with these guys and they suspend me. I go home and they call my parents saying why i was suspened. So now my parents think im some crazy pot head and they wana send me to a shrink and therapy all during the summer.

I have worked very hard hiding weed from my parents for the past year. Storing it in my guitar, only doing it when people are out or at friends houses, and making sure i never come home high, burnt out or smelling. And all of a sudden i get f'ed over by these guys smoking it in the washroom.

So there you go, UG what do you think of this story. 100% true. Feel free to laugh at me and make yourselves feel better.
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#2
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#3
Why didn't you say "I was going to the toilet. I needed a piss. I'm not high."
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#10
tell your parrents your side of the story, then atleast ur off the hook with them, its not like they found it in your guitar.
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#12
Couldn't the principal tell you weren't stoned or smelled like pot?
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#13
You should have argued with the principal-offered to take a drug test, showed him your eyes, let him smell your breath-he would have realised you really were just pissin'.
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#14
Damn, so how angry were the parents?
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Why the hell didn't you tell everyone you had nothing to do with it?

im sure he did, but the principal doesn't believe him, as he saw him in the company of the other potheads
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You should have argued with the principal-offered to take a drug test, showed him your eyes, let him smell your breath-he would have realised you really were just pissin'.

this would have been smart
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#16
Too bad for you man, best of luck. As long as you aren't using weed irresponsibly, as with any other drug, I feel bad for you.
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#17
thats really ****ty...but why didnt you tell them you had nothing to do with any of it? like thats totally unfair because you werent smoking it. what you do on your own time is your choice...
#18
Those three guys must be dicks to not say you weren't smoking with them.

But you should of made the principal smell their breath, and hands, then smell yours. He would of noticed a difference.
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tell your parrents your side of the story, then atleast ur off the hook with them, its not like they found it in your guitar.

I'd lol even harder if his parents found this thread.
#20
Sounds to me like you're not too intelligent.

Hmm, three guys smoking weed in the bathroom, let me proceed to be in their general vicinity and hope I don't get in trouble.

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Why the hell didn't you tell everyone you had nothing to do with it?

yeah the schools gonna believe that. you could show them you werent high and they still wouldnt believe you.
#22
lol owned

tell them your story, and thell them that you smoked it before and you hated it and youll never smoke it ever again

my parents bought it lol
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#23
well everyone at my school are completely clean, sober kinda people those guys in the washroom are probably like the 3 out 10 people at my school who smoke weed i swear. so the teachers,students, and principals couldnt tell if i was high or not and even if i said i wasnt they wouldnt believe me they know im a bad overall student... ah well i guess i will tell my folks the truth and act real sorry just so i can have the summer to get high again lol
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#25
what? are we supposed to feel sorry? You played the game and lost, deal with it
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#26
have them drug test you...... unless you'd fail it..... if you haven't smoked in a while you'll pass. that way you'd prove it to them that you weren't part of them
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#28
I would of smashed the principle in the face and murdered the three lads and buried them in a marsh, and then said..."what? I wasn't smoking anything, I was disposing of these three dead bodies and brutally battering the principle." - Sorted.
#29
I used to smoke up every day when I was in school. I would have my secret bong that I made out of a sprite bottle (dark green, cant really see inside. Remember that for later in the story)

So, I would have a few cones before bed and just pass out watching random television. All was well and god until about 2 months into doing this, my hits were getting really intense. I couldnt figure out why, I wasnt buying new weed and if anything I should have a strong tolerance to weed.

I would lie on my bed for hours feeling every individual hair on my body sway with the fan. I actually woke up with vomit on my chest. The hits were so intense I ended up quitting for a couple of months. I just couldn't handle it!

So one day I decided to throw my precious bong away. I emptied the content into the sink when all of a sudden I could feel a weight shifting around inside the bottle. Now, each night I would get so blazed I would forget to empty the bong water. I cut open the bong to find some sort of hydroponic mushroom/growth thing inside, complete with singed edges! This was the reason I was freaking out earlier!!

Needless to say, I learnt a valuable lesson. I clean my bong everynight from now on!
#30
couldn't you have just gone to a different bathroom? surely your school doesn't have ONE bathroom.
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I used to smoke up every day when I was in school. I would have my secret bong that I made out of a sprite bottle (dark green, cant really see inside. Remember that for later in the story)

So, I would have a few cones before bed and just pass out watching random television. All was well and god until about 2 months into doing this, my hits were getting really intense. I couldnt figure out why, I wasnt buying new weed and if anything I should have a strong tolerance to weed.

I would lie on my bed for hours feeling every individual hair on my body sway with the fan. I actually woke up with vomit on my chest. The hits were so intense I ended up quitting for a couple of months. I just couldn't handle it!

So one day I decided to throw my precious bong away. I emptied the content into the sink when all of a sudden I could feel a weight shifting around inside the bottle. Now, each night I would get so blazed I would forget to empty the bong water. I cut open the bong to find some sort of hydroponic mushroom/growth thing inside, complete with singed edges! This was the reason I was freaking out earlier!!

Needless to say, I learnt a valuable lesson. I clean my bong everynight from now on!

THAT is ****ing awesome

I thoroughly enjoyed that
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#37
What I am curious about is; what the hell you were doing while they were busy suspending you? You can't defend yourself?
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#39
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What I am curious about is; what the hell you were doing while they were busy suspending you? You can't defend yourself?

Smoking weed.
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