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#3
No but it will get you drunk faster.
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No but it will get you drunk faster.


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Quantitatively, yes. Vodka is usually 40%+ alcohol while Wine is usually around 14% and Beer around 5-9%. You sound like a 13 year-old who shouldn't be drinking.
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#7
Yeah, underage user alert. Or joke thread. Which isn't funny.
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Yes. Vodka is usually 40%+ alcohol while Wine is usually around 14% and Beer around 5-9%. You sound like a 13 year-old who shouldn't be drinking.



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#10
This thread is too tame to be of a trolly nature. He must be a dumb little kid. Get him.
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#12
Vodka tastes like **** for one without Coke. Annnnd Beer is for men, plus it seems like your a 13 year old who wants to get "pissed" and not enjoy alcohol.
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#15
idk but its good with almost any flavor of koolaid!! haha
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Vodka tastes like **** for one without Coke. Annnnd Beer is for men, plus it seems like your a 13 year old who wants to get "pissed" and not enjoy alcohol.


Liquor is for men. Beer is for frat boys and high school Nancies who can't hold their liquor.

Plus, only cheap vodka tastes like turd.
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Liquor is for men. Beer is for frat boys and high school Nancies who can't hold their liquor.

Plus, only cheap vodka tastes like turd.


I enjoy my Beer and yes I drink Heineken and Im not the bloke from "My new cut" Lol. I like a drop of Whiskey. Does that count? lol.
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I enjoy my Beer and yes I drink Heineken and Im not the bloke from "My new cut" Lol. I like a drop of Whiskey. Does that count? lol.


I'm a scotch and whiskey man myself. Any Whiskey lovers are good in my books.
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Vodka tastes like **** for one without Coke. Annnnd Beer is for men, plus it seems like your a 13 year old who wants to get "pissed" and not enjoy alcohol.


What's wrong with drinking to get pissed? I'm 18 and I do both. Though not usually at the same time.
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I'm a scotch and whiskey man myself. Any Whiskey lovers are good in my books.


There you go, thats the good stuff. I do dark rum as well.

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P.S. Its not that intense, it just tastes like crap.
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There you go, thats the good stuff. I do dark rum as well.

Side Note: Want to die? Feeling good about the power of your liver? Try the New Bleeding Irishman! 1/2 Bailey's Irish Creme, 1/2 Raspberry Schnapps, you'll puke fire until you pass out.

P.S. Its not that intense, it just tastes like crap.


Sounds like it tastes like crap. You know what tastes like crap? A Stumbling Bishop. A shot of Jägermeister, Bailey's, and Frangelico all layered in a drink. Yuck!
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Sounds like it tastes like crap. You know what tastes like crap? A Stumbling Bishop. A shot of Jägermeister, Bailey's, and Frangelico all layered in a drink. Yuck!


Colin McRae Deathmix. Make a shandy, but instead of lemonade, use a Smirnoff Ice. Then add three shots of vodka. It tastes fantastic and gets you smashed on a student budget. (not in a bar, but before you go out, obviously.)
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