#1
one of my buddies,but first he says my stuff is good,than he says that it just sounds like i'm wanking over backing traccks.What and how should i take it.It's pissing me off everyutime i think about it.
#2
Have sex with his girlfriend.


Then his mother.


Then him.
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#4
How do you play blues on a keyboard...?

Like..Scott Joplin or something?
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#5

you spell like i did when i was a baby
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#7
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How do you play blues on a keyboard...?

Like..Scott Joplin or something?


try having an open mind and listen to another genre of music. start with Memphis Slim and Champion Jack Dupree.
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#8
Offer him a turn to do a keyboard solo. He'll stop being salty.
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#9
Listen to his advice, try not to wank and think about what you're going to play, and ask for more advice?

That's what I do.
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#10
Quote by Dimebag Dave
Offer him a turn to do a keyboard solo. He'll stop being salty.


Unless he's actually good and completely owns TS. What then huh?

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