#1
i realize this is a pointless thread but this is, after all, the pit. but im just dumbfounded right now. im sitting at my house drinkin a soda from mcdonalds so i read the cup cause i was bored and it says, "we use 100% beef in every burger, and theres no percent better than that."


wtf, could no one in this mighty corporation figure out a better slogan? anyone else find this funny?

and to make a point to this thread, anyone know of other slogans that just seem like a retard in fourth grade coined them?
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Even the chicken is beef???


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Even the chicken is beef???


Maybe if they were called chicken burgers.


It said their burgers are 100% beef.
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I predict that getting sigged

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#15
What if that percentage is the percentage of humans affected with AIDS?

Surely there's a better percentage than 100 in that scenario.
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So that's what they're calling the fingers in the salad now?
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What if that percentage is the percentage of humans affected with AIDS?

Surely there's a better percentage than 100 in that scenario.


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So that's what they're calling the fingers in the salad now?


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#21
You know, I work in Marketing and I have to say, slogan generation is not easy...it either comes off as boring or unnaturally tacky.

One company who excels at it though: Apple
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#22
i like keeping the cup in my car, and later if i go by a mcdonalds and im thirsty i walk in a give myself a free refill.

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#23
If by "100% beef" they mean "a meat-like substance that has the same texture as the bun" then yeah, I'd definitely say it's 100% beef.
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#24
I once read a fig newton wrapper and it said "Now made with 100% more figs." Seriously...how the fuck do these fig newton guys do it.
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I once read a fig newton wrapper and it said "Now made with 100% more figs." Seriously...how the fuck do these fig newton guys do it.



lol made me laugh alot
#27
probably so ppl like you ask that question on the internet lulz.
98% of people have read that stupid 98% teens and alcohol sig, put this in your sig if you like getting hammered.

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I once read a fig newton wrapper and it said "Now made with 100% more figs." Seriously...how the fuck do these fig newton guys do it.


I'm more concerned about how they did do it than how they do it now. What was the percentage before? What ungodly substance did they use as filler?
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#29
that reminds me of the wording of the lex luthor cakes picture.

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You know, I work in Marketing and I have to say, slogan generation is not easy...it either comes off as boring or unnaturally tacky.

One company who excels at it though: Apple

Apple: we excel at slogan generation.


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I once read a fig newton wrapper and it said "Now made with 100% more figs." Seriously...how the **** do these fig newton guys do it.

they mean that the amount of figs used is increased by 100%. like, they used 2 figs per box, but now they use 4.

'Rithmatic!
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#32
It could still be beef if it's made from the entrails and shitty parts of a cow, couldn't it?
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#33
where's that damn "This Thread Is Made of 50% Epic, 50% Win and 50% Awesome" pic?

that would be a sweet slogan.
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