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-It does not involve any contact between the buttocks and a potentially unsanitary surface.
-Squatting might help to build the required pressure more comfortably and quickly.
-Squatting makes elimination faster, easier and more complete.
-Squatting securely seals the ileocecal valve, between the colon and the small intestine. In the conventional sitting position, this valve is unsupported and often leaks during evacuation.
(source wikipedia)

Why don't we all use these marvelous pieces of technology to "chier un coup" - (she ay un coo) - have a ****?


although I've gone on vacation to france numerous times and never even considered dangeling my buttocks on top of a waterless hole of death

So pit, opinions?
#2
Japanese toilet.


Kind of reminds you of Tubgirl doesn't it?
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#3
I've used one of those.......they're actually a lot better than what most people think. At least you're not worrying about the germs on the toilet seat.
#6
gahh I hate the french language
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#7
Quote by HuckIt
gahh I hate the french language


Vraiment? Tu veux en parler avec un francais?

Yeah, those toilets are hated... even in France
#8
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I've used one of those.......they're actually a lot better than what most people think. At least you're not worrying about the germs on the toilet seat.


A toilet seat isn't as dirty as you think, they are cleaner than your chopping board Or so i've heard...
#9
Very classy...
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#10
Quote by maggot9779
A toilet seat isn't as dirty as you think, they are cleaner than your chopping board Or so i've heard...



I'm still not taking any chances...
#11
The only time i ever used one....i missed
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#12
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Vraiment? Tu veux en parler avec un francais?

Yeah, those toilets are hated... even in France


mon froncais est tres mal. Je n'aime pas ....ah **** it I forgot most of it
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#13
I hate those, they're the worst possible thing to use when you need a **** when you're drunk
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Quote by HuckIt
mon froncais est tres mal. Je n'aime pas ....ah **** it I forgot most of it



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This thread definitely gets solved by dump in a box.
#19
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I've used one of those.......they're actually a lot better than what most people think. At least you're not worrying about the germs on the toilet seat.

What if you have diarrhoea, and fart halfway through, thus pebble-dashing your shoes, trousers etc?
These toilets = fail
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Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I've used one of those.......they're actually a lot better than what most people think. At least you're not worrying about the germs on the toilet seat.

Who cares about germs on your butt cheeks?
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What if you have diarrhoea, and fart halfway through, thus pebble-dashing your shoes, trousers etc?
These toilets = fail



J'essai oublier cette image.....


I'm trying to forget this image....
#22
no, i prefer sitting down for a ****, its less stress on my legs. and i get to relax as well
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#23
What is it with Japanese people and stuff squirting?
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#24
Quote by maggot9779
A toilet seat isn't as dirty as you think, they are cleaner than your chopping board Or so i've heard...

More germs on the chopping board...but which ones are more dangerous?
Toilet seat? or chopping board?
#25
Quote by _Tim_
More germs on the chopping board...but which ones are more dangerous?
Toilet seat? or chopping board?

Well, if you're using a chopping board to do your business, that means your pants are down. And if someone decides to use the chopping board for its intended purpose while you're on it, you could walk away with your penis looking like a skinned hot dog.
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#27
When i was in Italy they had one of those, and my mom thought it was like a garbage disposal.
She probably just didnt want my little sister to **** her pants.
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#28
Quote by maggot9779
A toilet seat isn't as dirty as you think, they are cleaner than your chopping board Or so i've heard...



not the way i use my chopping board.....
#30
Alright. Fine. It works when you need to dispose of your solid innards.

But something occurred to me when looking at the design:
What happens when you have the squirts eh? And everything you've been holding in doesn't drop as a single mass? Rather a spontaneous burst of liquefied fecal matter?

Not sanitary at all..
#31
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not the way i use my chopping board.....

what a nice cup of lol.
#32
This thing sucks. I've used them and they are, without a doubt, inferior to conventional modern toilets.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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J'essaie d'oublier cette image.....


I'm trying to forget this image....


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#34
I'd miss alot rofl.
Also, to that guy talking about diarrhea, oh lawd xD
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#36
In France we call them Turkish toilets.

I'm pretty sure everybody hates those.
#39
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Japanese toilet.


Kind of reminds you of Tubgirl doesn't it?


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#40
Wouldn't those kind of be like giving you an enema?
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