#1
Just say you are walking along, minding your own business. Suddenly, a man mugs you, throws you in your car, and drives you back to his house.

He gets you out and leads you into his house. You are tied at the wrists and cannot fight back. The man then gets naked. He has an absolutely enormous penis, 12 inches at the very least. He begins to talk to you...

He explains that he is about to rape you up the ass. Furthermore, he will not be using a condom or lube; he is going to stick it in dry. The man continues that he is feeling generous today and he will give you a chance; if you wish you can suck his dick, lubing it up with saliva so the rape doesn't hurt as much.


Do you suck him off or not?
#2
Shut up.

Edit: no cus that would make me gay.

Edit: I would crap myself in order to make penetration impossible.
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#3
No, why double the mental torture?

Later on in therapy i'd rather be talking about how I got raped in the ass than having to suck him AND get raped in the ass.

That's just me though.
#6
Strange fantasy's huh?
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#8
You can't just come up with that kind of thing. In other words: you've either had an experience like this before, or then you're just in need of some urgent medical attention

EDIT: Oh, and if it happened to me, i'd rape him first with my 14 inches
#9
Give him the best god damn BJ ever, by the time I was done he wouldn't be going up my arse
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#12
punch him in the face and rape him myself
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#13
my legs aren't tied up, so i'd use them to kick the guy in his apparantly 12'' penis lool
ooh ooh i could always just drop my pants down and show him mine needless to say the guy would be shocked by the shear enormaty that is my P3nOrZ and will run away for fear of his own life



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#14
If a man tried to rape another man up the ass dry with an enormous penis he would surely snap his banjo strap, rendering his penis useless.
#15
Tied at the wrists? Nut the ****er
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#16
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If a man tried to rape another man up the ass dry with an enormous penis he would surely snap his banjo strap, rendering his penis useless.


good knowledge
#18
since i am not tied at the feet i would kick him in his 12 inches, order him to make me a sandwich, rape him and then leave
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#19
I thought this was going to be a referral to the internet comedian Limmy's video called "What would you do?" Here. You all should watch it because it is funny as fluck.
#20
I laugh at his feeble attempts, because it's physically impossible to rape me up the ass.
#21
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I laugh at his feeble attempts, because it's physically impossible to rape me up the ass.

Like throwing a banana up a high street, eh?
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#22
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Like throwing a banana up a high street, eh?

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#24
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No, there just isn't a hole there anymore.
Silver lining to every cloud.

What was the cloud? Did you get your arse blow in Nam?
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#25
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What was the cloud? Did you get your arse blow in Nam?

Nope. Had everything past the ileo-caecal valve removed, due to illness.
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#26
Well, I would have to stand up to get buttsexed, so when I am standing up and he is about to penetrate, I would kick him in the nads.
#27
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I would say 'yes' and then bite it off.


This, also crushing his balls into pulp.
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#28
If he tried that **** with me I'd clench my ass as hard ass possible and cut his dick off.
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#29
Bite his penis off, pull his testicles off and punch him in the stomach. Hurrah.
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#30
I'd put him on a skateboard and turn him into a pull toy.
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#31
I'd be wounding him in his ****, that's for sure. Tosser trying that **** with me. Then I'd escape and torture him for a bit, seeing as the legal system would only give him a couple of years.
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#32
are you kidding? 3 years of karate, 2 of gymnastics...He'd be dead before he hit the ground
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#33
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I would say 'yes' and then bite it off.


yup...its the only way...he wont wanna stick it in my butt after that
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#34
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are you kidding? 3 years of karate, 2 of gymnastics...He'd be dead before he hit the ground

Does karate work if you're tied up?
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#35
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Does karate work if you're tied up?

I think the implication is that his buttocks are deadly weapons, and he would use them to crush the life out of the rapist.
#37
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Does karate work if you're tied up?


no...

I was thinkng of when he gets out of the van to kidnap me.

If I get tied up, I would just get out again, I had a stint of escapism, or whatever it's called.

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#38
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Bite his penis off, pull his testicles off and punch him in the stomach. Hurrah.
Duh.


This makes a lot of sense. And once you're biting down, he can't kill you because you'll go all rigga mortis on his dick.
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