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#1
[cue horrible Indian accent]

I say brothers and sisters, I am certainly enjoying the Yoro (we can't pronounce Euro) Cup. It is a lovely experience to sit down with some pickle and beans next to my faithful cow "Gauriprasadshankarnathdasgopalakrishnanathdesai". What about you? Would you like some slushie?

[/Indian accent]

Go on, be creative
#2
Hi, I'm john. I cut myself. I bleed a lot. Can I have the top bunk?
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#3
OMG WTF? have you seen the news about that new software developed by that guy?!

/geek
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making a windows machine look like a mac is like putting lipstick on a pig.


~We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!: UG Naked Club.~
#5
[/commence flat oilsjters accent]
oilsjt, ajoin, en bier me schoim
[/end flat oilsjters accent]

dialect.
awesome.

W
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#6
Waah waah waah me me me
/whiney attention seeker
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#7
My name is Scott, get the **** away from me! I have better things to do! i'm gonna headband in my room to "insert random nu metal band here" and cut my wrists, i'm ****ing hardcore. hail satan ****ers!
#8
Hail satan.
Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#9
i probably have a New England accent, i don't think i do. i pronounce my "ers", as in clam chowdah. damn
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
#11
Layluh, git back in yer cell!
Don't make me git da hose!
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the whole time i was expecting it to end in the fresh prince theme song


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"You're only as fresh as your game", said the Lord - Corinthians 22:12
#12
ah, top o' the mornin to ya. i go to mass all the time to be sure to be sure, and i love potatoes.

/irish stereotype

..though i do drink guinness like a fish
#14
Quote by irishman

..though i do drink guinness like a fish drinks water


Fixed?
Quote by dr_chainsaw0
the whole time i was expecting it to end in the fresh prince theme song


Quote by blackflag49
"You're only as fresh as your game", said the Lord - Corinthians 22:12
#16
Oh the world's against me, someone kill me now. I have nothing to live for.

/emo
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#17
i'm gonna wear all black and write poems about my low-self esteem. yay me.
#19
Quote by eggo_boi_15
Oh the world's against me, someone kill me now. I have nothing to live for.

/emo

KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS HIMSELF!
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#20
Whats tha good word mates? Let's go fa a beer down at tha pub aye? Might find some mightee fine sheila's too!

/Australian

**** god! Hail Satan! Lets go to a cemetery and have sex at the stroke of midnight while we are naked with goat blood all over us. Let's also do nothing with our lives but smoke pot and play guitar all day!

/Metal
Hurp De Durp
#21
Quote by Lord Waltaa
KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS HIMSELF!


Oh please, my life is soo bad. I have so many problems and i just can't deal with them all. Yet I have food on the table a roof over my head and clothes I can wear, but my life is still crap.

/emo

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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#24
(Guitar nerd stereotype?)

Me- Dude, that guy was playing a PRS SE custom through a Fender Twin Reverb! His parents must be loaded or something. He even dropped a pair of Duncans in there. The tone must be sweet...

Him-Dude, Shut the F*ck Up, I don't care if he is playing a Gibson Stratomaster or a Marshall LSD 540 watt amp.

(True story, talking to a friend after watching the high-school funk band)
Gear List:
'97 Gibson Explorer w/ Duncan SH-4 and SH-2
Fender Jazz Bass 'Crafted in Japan'
Yamaha Acoustic Guitar
Vox AD30VT w/ VFS2
Roland Cube 30 Bass
Modded "St. Louis" Wah
Dunlop .88 Tortex picks
#25
Quote by Symphonic_Chaos
Whats tha good word mates? Let's go fa a beer down at tha pub aye? Might find some mightee fine sheila's too!

/Australian

**** god! Hail Satan! Lets go to a cemetery and have sex at the stroke of midnight while we are naked with goat blood all over us. Let's also do nothing with our lives but smoke pot and play guitar all day!

/Metal



what's wrong with smoking pot and playing guitar all day?
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I got crap to do, okay? Counter-Strike isn't going to play itself.
#27
Quote by twistedmaggot
what's wrong with smoking pot and playing guitar all day?

Gear:

Guitars:
ESP ltd FX-400
Epiphone les paul jr.

Amps:
Line 6 spider II combo 30 watt
Krank Rev. Jr. full stack tube.
#29
Quote by twistedmaggot
what's wrong with smoking pot and playing guitar all day?


AYE talking like the stereotype, remember?
Unless of course you were playing the defensive pot smoker card

Hurp De Durp
#30
It's the corporations duuuude....
...Bleep Bloop...
#33
Duuuuuude that was a sick fs ts to fakie mannnnn, wanna toke up?

i guess that's me.
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I got crap to do, okay? Counter-Strike isn't going to play itself.
#34
OIY MATE!

Chuck us that VB over there, ah, you beauty, aw yeah, and the stubbies! noice. ey mate, tell ya what, chuck us some snags on the barbie, already got the wife cookin up some masha's. Crikey, bloody drop bears everywhere mate, BUGGER! a bindy in my foot, just got right in the **** now aye mate? footies on! CARN THE BLUES, ima knick down to centrelink and collect me doll, gotta put on some footy tips right mate?

i've been told i'm the one guy that stops our group from becoming a massive stereotypical group, so i guess that means i DON'T fit in, but i'm aussie, so i'll go with that.

edit: just so you know, NEITHER ME, OR ANYONE I KNOW, OR ANYONE OF MY FRIENDS FRIENDS KNOW HAVE EVER HAD SHRIMPS ON A BARBIE, IT'S A STEREOTYPE WITH NO BASE.
Last edited by sweet_requiem at Jun 19, 2008,
#36
*sigh*

/emo

I'm gonna kill you all, rip your hearts out and feed them to my cows!!!

/crazy person

And...that's about it.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#37
Dude, Fuck going to class, let's go hit the bong.

I live up to the stereotype.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#38
Oh man I loves my guns, nothin but guns, guns, beer, deer, and guns. I'm gonna go smoke a giant pack of luckies then watch the red wings religiously. But man I loves my guns.


/from michigan
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manliest string guage? barbed wire.

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THE PIT
"better than your average psychiatrist"
#39
Quote by andy_thomas
Dude, Fuck going to class, let's go hit the bong.

I live up to the stereotype.


it happens to the best of us
but at least we have fun
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I got crap to do, okay? Counter-Strike isn't going to play itself.
#40
Hi.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws