Okay, we all know there are craploads of chuck norris jokes out there. So, I think it would be appropriate to create a thread where everyone just tells chuck norris jokes.

1. Chuck Norris can divide by zero

2. The chief export of chuck norris is pain

3. Chuck Norris dosen't do pushups, he does world downs

4. Chuck Norris dosen't wear a watch HE decides what time it is

5. If there was some incredible paradox where chuck norris could fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Black then white are all I see,
in my infancy, red and yellow then came to be.
chuck norris jokes are old.

but, Chuck Norris can slam a revovling door
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Chuck Norris killed the searchbar?

i actually like that lol


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