#1
I saw this advertisement at the side of the page I was on,and I thought maybe the pit would get a laugh out of it...Or maybe I just have a stupid sense of humor.The slogan is funny.

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#4
thats pretty sexy
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#5
I think this technology is marketed towards people who watch lots and lots of porn.
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#7
Im gonna have to agree with you
What doesn't kill you,only makes you pissed off.
#9
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I think this technology is marketed towards people who watch lots and lots of porn.
I dunno, it's hard to have a stealth wank when you're saying "www dot sex starved housewives dot com" (disclaimer, I made that up)
#10
translation:

NaturallySpeaking
voice recognition software

less typing. more fapping.
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#11
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I dunno, it's hard to have a stealth wank when you're saying "www dot sex starved housewives dot com" (disclaimer, I made that up)


FS reveals yet another one of his strange fetishes.
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#12
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I dunno, it's hard to have a stealth wank when you're saying "www dot sex starved housewives dot com" (disclaimer, I made that up)


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#13
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FS reveals yet another one of his strange fetishes.
I thought that one was relatively normal too
#14
funny yhing is they probably read that out loud and just went "yeah sounds fine to me"
#15
Quote by freedoms_stain
I thought that one was relatively normal too




It is normal.


I think..


#18
hahah ver nice
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#20
Lulz were had

At first I didn't realize what it was saying. I guess I need to start hanging out in the pit more...
#21
Can we just make this about weird slogans? 'Cuz is it just me, or does "Do the Dew" sound downright nasty to anybody else?
#22
ha ha thats funny. my aunt works for that company!!!! we have that program on two of the 4 computers at my house.
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#23
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It is normal.


I think..

If that's not normal, I should pobably go to therapy for my fetisches.
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#24
"Computer, I want you to do quick google search of 'Hot sexy porn'. Click the first result and buffer videos while I get ready in the bathroom."

"Anything else sir?" (robot voice)

"No no... That will be all"
#25
Quote by freedoms_stain
I dunno, it's hard to have a stealth wank when you're saying "www dot sex starved housewives dot com" (disclaimer, I made that up)


OMG, you go there too ?!
#26
So I can fap to some hot lesbo action while chatting with my g/f??? just kidding I don't have one .
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#27
So I can fap to some hot lesbo action while chatting with my g/f??? just kidding I don't have one .

I know that feeling all too well.
#28
Oh, I get it. It says 'Because your hands have better things to do" and the TS is referring to masturbation.
#29
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ha ha thats funny. my aunt works for that company!!!! we have that program on two of the 4 computers at my house.



I find myself asking if that was really an appropriate thing to say.

Do you happen to fap at your computer a lot? It sounds to me like you're a guinea pig.