#1
..that thing bout Soviet Russia, where everything is the opposite of the rest of the world? I honestly don't know


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in soviet russia, his testicle's mother did.
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The Simpsons.
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#9
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in soviet russia, his testicle's mother did.



...................

I actually laughed
#10
In Soviet Russia Thread FAILS You!!
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#11
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#12
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..that thing bout Soviet Russia, where everything is the opposite of the rest of the world? I honestly don't know


In Soviet russia, the world is the opposite of everything in the world.


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"These jokes were made popular when Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane famously couldn't come up with a good enough joke related to 1980s pop culture and had to make a crap reference to crap Soviet refugee comedian Yakov Smirnoff who is the biggest drawing act in Branson, Missouri. "

this is in enciclopediadramatica, not sure if it's legit... lol
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In Soviet russia, the world is the opposite of everything in Soviet Russia.

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this is in enciclopediadramatica, not sure if it's legit... lol

Not sure?

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#20
Pretty close, Bleeding me. It was Yakov Smirnoff. The name of the joke is the Russian Reversal. I'll be right back with the Wiki link....*runs off*

Here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal#Russian_reversal
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#21
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The Simpsons.


*ding ding ding*

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"In Soviet Union, review watches you!"
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*ding ding ding*

"Sit back, relax, watch the review."

"In Soviet Union, review watches you!"



That's what made me start this (I admit, in bad taste) thread