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#1
Simple question, if you had a time machine, what's the first thing you'd do?

I would get a bunch of modern guns and weapons and bring them back to the middle ages to see what would change.
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#2
I would most likely go back and start playing guitar earlier.
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#3
It's mostly for the best that what's happened has happened. I could do with skipping a certain period of my life but it's probably made me stronger.
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#4
I would go back in time to slap Hitler across the face.

Just because I could say in a conversation;

Guy: Oh, well I punched this kid in the face yesterday, what have you ever done?
Me: Oh, really? I slapped HITLER across his FACE!!!!
Guy: 0_0
Me: Oh yes.

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#6
"I would take my self to yesterday, then travel to tomorrow.

And skip this dumb asignment."


Kudos to anyone who knows where thats from.
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#7
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I would most likely go back and start playing guitar earlier.


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I'd research a way to start a zombie holocaust.
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#9
go back so I could meet randy rhoads, dimebag, john bonham and bon scott
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#13
I would invent a genre and play major hits just before they got out
Would be fun to see my name in the credits of stairway to heaven :P
#14
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I would most likely go back and start playing guitar earlier.

that got me commin' and going
#15
Go back in time, and have a bunch of adventures that result in Marvin Berry, Chuck's cousin, seeing me perform Johnny B Goode at a high school dance, and thus kick start rock'n'roll.
#17
I'd stocko up on KFC Buckets, ya know, the good ones

And then sell em to Buckethead fans at really high prices


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#18
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"I would take my self to yesterday, then travel to tomorrow.

And skip this dumb asignment."


Kudos to anyone who knows where thats from.



Either The Simpsons or Calvin and Hobbes. I know I've heard it before.
#19
i would masterbate into it then send it back in time so it would hit someone in the face and they couldnt find me
Call me Jack
#21
id go back in time to when my parents had sex to have me run into their room and slap my dad on the ass and yell IM YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE and run out screamin
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Simple question, if you had a time machine, what's the first thing you'd do?

I would get a bunch of modern guns and weapons and bring them back to the middle ages to see what would change.



That is impossible. Not time travel, it is very possible. Traveling to a time where a time machine doesn't exist though IS impossible. Look at it this way, you start a piece of string and mark it at the beginning. Then you unravel to the end if you want to go back to that mark you can, the thread is a lot like time. The mark is the time machine, you can only travel back to the nanosecond you run it the first time.
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#24
id actually go and live in swinging 60's london, i'd love to be in that period. id also love that time machine to be the TARDIS cuz id love to be the doctor :
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#25
i would take all the Harry Potter books, go to the time of Tolkien, and reprint them as my own. Put all the earnings in a bank account in a bank that exists today, through interest i would be rich. Feel free to rip on the flaws of meh plan
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#26
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actually i would go back and record master of puppets and release it weeks before metallica did....

You'd have Lars on your ass.
#27
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"I would take my self to yesterday, then travel to tomorrow.

And skip this dumb asignment."


Kudos to anyone who knows where thats from.


calvin and hobbes, i believe
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#28
I'd go back to year 94 to Cobain's house, and would find out was it a suicide or a murder.
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#29
I would go back and buy a ****load of Apple and Microsoft stock.
#30
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i would take all the Harry Potter books, go to the time of Tolkien, and reprint them as my own. Put all the earnings in a bank account in a bank that exists today, through interest i would be rich. Feel free to rip on the flaws of meh plan

Harry Potter sucks?
#31
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That is impossible. Not time travel, it is very possible. Traveling to a time where a time machine doesn't exist though IS impossible. Look at it this way, you start a piece of string and mark it at the beginning. Then you unravel to the end if you want to go back to that mark you can, the thread is a lot like time. The mark is the time machine, you can only travel back to the nanosecond you run it the first time.


Wouldn't that mean you could not go to the future?
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#32
If I had a time machine I would use it to tell time! No, but seriously though. I would travel through time .
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#33
I would go back to the year 1955 have my mother fall in love with me. Then I would play guitar during the, "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance.
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#34
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Harry Potter sucks?

this might sound contradictory, but i hate harry potter, that's why i would do it.
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#35
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Wouldn't that mean you could not go to the future?



Yeah, but your future self could travel back as well too, when you open that door in time.
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#36
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Yeah, but your future self could travel back as well too, when you open that door in time.


Ahh.
This is starting to remind me of Futurama: The Beast With A Thousand Backs.

hahaha.
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#37
Id bring a 100 bucks back to way back when, and be the worlds first millionaire. Or i'd go into the future about a million years, take all the money out of my bank (with interest on 56 cents on a million years thats like a kerjillion dollars) and go back to about 2100 with all the futuristic tech that we will have. Then I will score on future babes.
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