#2
Oh my God. Is this guy serious?

"As you can see from my picture, I wear chain mail to protect my body from the rigors of extreme playing. "

"It is expected that you will have a commitment to tone that approaches mine. (would be impossible to exceed, to be quite honest) I have a pedalboard that is ten feet long and would not dare sacrifice a single effect for the sake of portability."

That is great, lmao.
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#7
It's obviously for the lulz.
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#9
"When you step up on stage with a true performer like myself, it's like stepping into battle, only instead of swords and arrows, we fight with 32nd notes and pinch harmonics."

that ad was actually pretty funny.
#10
Ten foot long pedal board?

Hes a troll methinks,

only to find poseurs


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#11
I wear chain mail to protect my body from the rigors of extreme playing.


LMFAO!




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#13
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Take your 'Yngwie' out of this thread right now!

(Very true, though )
#14
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I want to see the picture


yeah, I was bummed out too after I scrolled to the bottom and didn't see anything.
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#15
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#16


I live near him, I should respond.
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#18
"When I host a practice session, I treat it like an Ultimate Fighter match, where nobody leaves until someone taps out."


What is this world coming to?
#19
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DO IT!


It's a month old.


Then again, he might not have met anyone who can fill those rigorous requirements....


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Thin necks make you play faster because guitars with thin necks sound thin and bad, and you play fast to distract people from the bad tone.
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#20
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It's a month old.


Then again, he might not have met anyone who can fill those rigorous requirements....


"I'm tired of answering ads on these pages only to find poseurs, geeks and acoustic folk acts who want me to change my unique playing style to match their style."

I'm tr00 metal just like him.

"The band will need to be as focused and driven as I am, willing to meet two, perhaps three times a week."

That's me.

"You are expected to have suitable gear. If you can see the top of your amplifier, don't bother answering this ad. It is expected that you will have a commitment to tone that approaches mine. (would be impossible to exceed, to be quite honest)"

I am a tone hound. Look at my sig for gear. Also my Carvin is a halfstack, so I guess that makes it a tall amp.

It seems we are brothers of metal.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#21
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"When I host a practice session, I treat it like an Ultimate Fighter match, where nobody leaves until someone taps out."


What is this world coming to?



Epic metalness.
#23
that would be great if a midget replied to that but he had a very tiny amp but couldn't see the top of it!
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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#24
Behringer.
Zoom.

A self respecting guitars wouldn't even mention those two in the same sentence.

Probably just made for the lulz