Does any know where I can get a telecaster pickguard like Jimmy Page's, you know with the 3in. extension running between the bridge and control plate? preferably in white pearl...

07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

Search up for pickguard corner, they will make one for you.

That's where i got mine.