#1
if you were to write a book what would it be about?
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#3
Scientology. Or, UG.
Edit: UG kicking Scientology's ass? with shred (and name brand soda...and that other guy)
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#7
A girl called Maria. You gotta see her. Ooh Maria.

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#8
well there was this really good book i read about drugs and anarchy in england
its called smack
#9
it would be about a necrophiliac priest who resurrects dead people to **** them and to take over the world
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#10
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thats a REALLY SHORT book. lol no offense. you jsut set yourself up
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#11
i have an idea for a book, but im really lazy, so i havnt started yet...
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#12
I wanna write a Fantasy book. Other than that, I hope to one day write a book bout my band, when I retire (and after my band goes professional and lots of other **** happens). Also, I wanna write a philosophy book called "Religion, Spirituality, and Sexuality" about my views on those topics.
#13
my book would be abouts a 40 years old unbathed jazz man biting peoples ears off
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#15
A guy named Nickolas who is the reincarnation of the murdered Victoria

plus 10 to whoever gets the reference
#16
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Mine would be about politics, specifically on constitutional issues. Maybe a 200 pages essay.
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#18
How to fail at posting UG threads. My main reference would be this thread.
grok it.

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#19
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A guy named Nickolas who is the reincarnation of the murdered Victoria

plus 10 to whoever gets the reference

Is that a Dream Theatre song?

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#20
I've been working on and off on a book. It's mostly about sex and drugs. It's a fictionalised autobiography.
#21
Coming blood.
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#22
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I've been working on and off on a book. It's mostly about sex and drugs. It's a fictionalised autobiography.

so it's not an autobiography at all. Just a story.
grok it.

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#23
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Is that a Dream Theatre song?



Yeah, well...its an album but close enough(scenes from a memory)

plus 10 to you
#24
A story about a socio-psychopathic serial killer that lives in the desert and abides by old traditions of the west. His evil will stop at nothing to take a life if it is called upon for by the gods themself. It is then found out that the only ones he killed were criminals (or had skeletons in their closet unbeknown by fellow townsfolk), so he is allowed to live his life.
#25
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I'd go insane from the pain of reading that book
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#26
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I've been working on and off on a book. It's mostly about sex and drugs. It's a fictionalised autobiography.
so it's not an autobiography at all. Just a story.
All the events are real, but the order in which they took place and who did what has been adjusted to make better fiction.
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#27
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Yeah, well...its an album but close enough(scenes from a memory)

plus 10 to you

Ta.

How about a story about a magic coke bottle called David, who has to save his friend Chris Crisp from the evil Simon Skittle

Curse my boredom ¬_¬

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#28
james bond growing up. i actually started it. its about how he learns to play poker from some german guys and they take down a russian casino and james bangs his first bond girl. ooo-yea!
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#33
The Pit.
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#34
going to the store to buy milk, so that i can enjoy my oreos
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#36
Some Espionage/Thriller involving agents, nukes, and a WWIII threat.

EDIT: Russians and extremist Arabs would be included .
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#37
Ethier a story about one teenager's story to become famous with his band or a zombie story where only a 18 year old guy with a chick can save humanity
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