#1
Who knew underwear could be so dangerous? Sorry if this is repost
I think it's stupid that she's suing though...i think i'd laugh if it happened to me...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368206,00.html

The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun. Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.

The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria's Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.
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#2
why would you even bring something as embarrassing as that to someone's attention?
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#3
I'm not sure on her behalf, but I do think it's rather...amusing
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#5
If she wins, imagine seeing the warnings on the underwear.

DANGER: SHARP METAL OBJECTS. WEAR WITH CAUTION
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#6
Dumb bitch.

Underwear is dangerous, a G-String could be an effective garotte.

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#7
What a coincidence, I"m suing Hugo Boss....
Last night I had this date you see and I wanted to put on some cologne by this gentleman and the cap was so tightly screwed on by the factory that when I tried to get it off I punched my self in the eye...
With a black eye and a mediocre cologne scent I went to the date and the chick said that she didn't like me and she left...So, I blame Hugo..

See you in court buddy !
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#8
whats the world coming to
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