#1
i want to have some funny quotes to show my cousin...so pit, work your magic
signatures suck...
Quote by Aramis
Because I don't rock like Jack.
#2
Read my sig.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#3
Read Sig
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#6
i want it!****..Look Left>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Left you idiot
#8
wow this is it??? im dissapionted....
signatures suck...
Quote by Aramis
Because I don't rock like Jack.
#10
Quote by Floy
Their sigs.
Read them.


^^someone needs to make a demotivational poster for that^^


"Incest: its fun for the whole family"
#11
Quote by guylee
"searchbar"-the pit

signatures suck...
Quote by Aramis
Because I don't rock like Jack.
#12
"If I ever get a chance to hit that I'll hit it hard" - Aberham Linclon

seriously it came up in history class but he was refering to slavery and abolishing it
#13
Quote by jackrocks4
wow this is it??? im dissapionted....

sorry we cant please you master.
#14
cant remember my sig but dinky daisy once said 'thats like being as girl without the penis!'

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#15
Quote by Floy
Their sigs.
Read them.

Get the Chris Hansen picture and this as a demotivational picture.
#16
This is a weird line from the Zeppelin song "Dancing Days":

I saw a lion he was standing alone
with a tadpole in a jar
#17
Chris: Dad, what's the blowhole for?
Peter:I can tell you what it's not for, son. And then you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.-Family guy.
#21
When you're talking about quotes, you've got to at least mention famous last words.
No one really knows what General Custer's last words were because no soldiers from his column survived the battle. However, his rast recorded words come courtesy of troopers in other columns who last heard him as he stood on a ridge overlooking the Sioux camp, waving his hat and shouting, "We've caught them napping!"
#24
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted"
-Groucho Marx
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
-Jon Stewart
"All genealizations are false, including this one."
-Mark Twain

Go to this site for good quotes.
#25
i read on someone's sig was "if you rape a prostitute, would it really be rape? or would it be theft?" i couldn't stop laughing =D
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#26
"Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult." - Dave Mustaine

[MTV] won't play A Tout Le Monde because we made a video for that and they're saying that if people see it, that they'll kill themselves. And I'm thinking to myself, you made Kurt Cobain "Man of the Year", and if anything, he left an indelible last message that the easy way out is to blow your ****in' head off. - Mustaine

"I guess I don't have a problem with him. I mean, if I saw him drowning, I'd pull him out...after he went under a couple times." -on Kirk Hammett - Mustaine

Basically anything by Dave.
#27
read my sig.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#28
Quote by Baldorr
"If I ever get a chance to hit that I'll hit it hard" - Aberham Linclon

seriously it came up in history class but he was refering to slavery and abolishing it

That's not true at all, Lincoln has said that if he could have kept the southern states from seceeding without abolishing slavery he would have done it. Hold on, I'll find the quote.

"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it."

Abraham Lincoln

"In saving the Union, I have destroyed the republic. Before me I have the Confederacy which I loath. But behind me I have the bankers which a fear."

Abraham Lincoln

"The war between the North and the South is a tariff war. The war is further, not for any principle, does not touch the question of slavery, and in fact turns on the Northern lust for sovereignty.

Karl Marx, 1861

Long live the confederacy!!!
#30
Some Groucho Marx.

"I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago...I shot my broker."

"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!"

"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."

"I drink to make other people interesting."

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#31
good ones keep them comming dont let the thread die!!!!
signatures suck...
Quote by Aramis
Because I don't rock like Jack.
#32
Look up some of Friedrich Nietzsche's quotes, I found them funny just because they're so damn mean.