#1
Here's the story. I was supposed to be at work at 10am today, I woke up and looked at my clock, it was 10:22. My only thought was "OH MY ****ING **** I HAVE TO GET TO ****ING WORK ****!!!". So I leave the house and go speeding down the street. I pull up behind this guy going 35 on a 40mph road, and I'm doin like 50, so I pass him. This road is a "no passing zone" but iti's a country road out in the middle of nowhere, me and him were the only cars on the road for a mile at least. When I pass him he sticks his arm out the window like "whats up!?!?!" but I ignore the d-bag and continue. I pull up to a stop sign and he does it again, and then I turn onto the highway and he's right behind me. So I realize he is following me now, but I go through a stoplight which turns red when he gets to it, and then a bunch of cars turned in front of him, so I didn't think anything of it. Ten minutes later when I get to work, I get out of my car, walk towards the building and what do you know, this guy pulls up out of nowhere right in front of me. The first thing out of his mouth is "where do you live?". I told him a general direction and pointed. He then called me an idiot and threatened me. Now normally, I would confront him, but all I cared about was getting my ass to work. Really though, this guy somehow found me and followed me for 15 minutes from a country road to the city.

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#3
Yeah, sorry about that.

I wont follow you this time.


I'm going to lick kill you.
#4
i hope we dont get a i stalked some dude today thread later.
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#6
hmmm, and ?

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#7
that was a interesting story!what a freak!i don't know if i'm stupid but i think that was the most funny story i've ever seen on this forum!
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that was a interesting story!what a freak!i don't know if i'm stupid but i think that was the most funny story i've ever seen on this forum!


That's because you've only been here for two months.

As to the Topic in hand, that's pretty scarey... If he dose it tomorrow, or if you happen to get stabbed in night, please tell us.
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#9
I've got some popsicles down in the celler.
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#10
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Here's the story. I was supposed to be at work at 10am today, I woke up and looked at my clock, it was 10:22. My only thought was "OH MY ****ING **** I HAVE TO GET TO ****ING WORK ****!!!". So I leave the house and go speeding down the street. I pull up behind this guy going 35 on a 40mph road, and I'm doin like 50, so I pass him. This road is a "no passing zone" but iti's a country road out in the middle of nowhere, me and him were the only cars on the road for a mile at least. When I pass him he sticks his arm out the window like "whats up!?!?!" but I ignore the d-bag and continue. I pull up to a stop sign and he does it again, and then I turn onto the highway and he's right behind me. So I realize he is following me now, but I go through a stoplight which turns red when he gets to it, and then a bunch of cars turned in front of him, so I didn't think anything of it. Ten minutes later when I get to work, I get out of my car, walk towards the building and what do you know, this guy pulls up out of nowhere right in front of me. The first thing out of his mouth is "where do you live?". I told him a general direction and pointed. He then called me an idiot and threatened me. Now normally, I would confront him, but all I cared about was getting my ass to work. Really though, this guy somehow found me and followed me for 15 minutes from a country road to the city.

Share your crazy stalker stories.


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#11
Sorry to hear that mate, some people are proper idiots. Just ignore them or subtley hint they need to go to psychiatrist for their clearly devianting anger issues.

oh and... where you do live again?
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#12
Give him a hug

Its all he wants

By hug I mean kick in the face
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#13
Yeah, I have been stalked like that.. it was late at night though, the guy liked pulled up as I was walking home. Rather odd.
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#14
rape him
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Give him a hug

Its all he wants

By hug I mean kick in the face


The people I work with were pissed off about it, they wanted to kick his ass.
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#17
Whats the point of getting mad when someone passes you?

Maybe its just my indifferent attitude towards life
#19
Don't worry. That's Joe's way of saying he likes you. I should warn you though, he stabs most people that he likes.
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#21
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Yeah, sorry about that.

I wont follow you this time.


I'm going to lick kill you.



Just thought I'd point out that you are neither funny or original.


Well, TS, he doesn't know what time you are supposed to be at work (unless he got the hint that you were late) so he really can't follow you again unless he stakes you out.
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#24
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That's because you've only been here for two months.

As to the Topic in hand, that's pretty scarey... If he dose it tomorrow, or if you happen to get stabbed in night, please tell us.


What this guy said. Dude you're from Liverpool too, awesome
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I lol'd


But really, this is why you should strategically place a weapon of some sort in your car.


I carry a 5 inch knife with me, but he didn't get out of the car or anything. He had to go flying down the highway to find me though, like 80 in a 55, and his wife was in the car.
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oooh look at me, i'm clincher, internet tough guy


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Last edited by clincher09 at Jun 20, 2008,
#27
i've been somewhat of a stalker. just really liked girls and i wanted their attention because they always paid attention to me and stopped so i was like wtf?
#28
f e c k y o u.

should've told him such!
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