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OK this probably has been done before and I did search but the weirdest stuff came up...like threads about GnR's chinese democracy. The search bar fails!


Anywho, what were some dumb things you believed in when you were little?
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1: No santa claus, tooth fairy, easter bunny, nothing like that.



For me, I believed every country but United States were poor and had no electricity.
#3
Stupid **** like Bloody Mary. I didn't go into my bathroom for like a month.
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#4
I think a lot of Americans still think that

I thought only Africa had black people.
#5
Bloody Mary, ohmygod. Did that in the bathrooms at school in like...4th grade, I swear I saw something.
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Stupid **** like Bloody Mary. I didn't go into my bathroom for like a month.


How did you go to the toilet then?
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#10
i believed thunderbirds to be real...
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#12
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How did you go to the toilet then?

I vaguely remember taking pisses outside, everything else is a little blurry.
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#13
Of course the whole Bloody Mary **** which really scared the hell outa me...

And one thing in which I didn't belive was that you have to cry when peeling and cutting onions.
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#14
I've never heard of "bloody mary".

Thinking that in the "olden times" everything was literally, black and white.
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I've never heard of "bloody mary".

Thinking that in the "olden times" everything was literally, black and white.



Apparently if you say Bloody Mary 5 times into a mirror, something will stab your eyes out.

I dunno
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Thinking that in the "olden times" everything was literally, black and white.


Same.

Even now i kinda picture it as being black and white.
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but the weirdest stuff came up...like threads about GnR's chinese democracy.


I believed that Chinese Democracy would come out within the millennium
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#19
WTF is Bloody Mary?

Shredit, oh yah that.

I used to think that cars were propelled by their exhaust, therefore, more exhaust pipes, faster the car goes.
#20
I was convinced that wolves were beings of pure evil. I made my uncle take back a Wolverhampton Wanderers badge thing because it had a wolf on. (I don't think my dad wanted it either, he's a WBA fan ).

My parents used it to make me behave myself too If I wandered off too far somewhere, all they had to say was "there's wolves down there" and I'd be straight back in a shot.

It's all those stories like Little Red Riding Hood, and The Three Little Pigs that did it.
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Z_cub_boy:"OK this probably has been done before and I did search but the weirdest stuff came up...like threads about GnR's chinese democracy."

i used to believe chinese democracy would actually be released

not really
but yes, bloody mary scared the ****s out of me.

edit: dammit, beaten to the GnR comment
#22
I'm imagining this thread will turn into the book "Great lies to tell small kids"
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#23
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I've never heard of "bloody mary".

Thinking that in the "olden times" everything was literally, black and white.

I used to think that too! Exept in more of a brown sepia tone
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#24
Yeah I still can't imagine the olden days in colour tbh. The Bloody Mary thing also scared the crap outta me.
#25
bloody mary didnt scare me when i did it, cuz i didnt know what it was.
but then they told me and i was all wtf aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

when you pull a face if the wind changes direction itll stay like that forever
#26
A good Australian one: If you eat the crusts off your bread, your hair will go curly
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#29
I thought:


Apples and tomatoes were the same thing

Coffee and tea were the same thing

Italy and france were the same place (Don't ask why)

"k" couldnt possibly make the same sound as "c" because "c" already had that sound
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#30
I used to think dogs could talk and that they were conspiring against humans and had a little club or something they all met at.


Don't ask. Years of trying to get my dog to talk to me will do that.
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My mum told me that if I don't eat my crust, I will **** out my intestines and doctors will have to shove them back in.
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#33
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My mum told me that if I don't eat my crust, I will **** out my intestines and doctors will have to shove them back in.





That's a wonderful thing for a little kid to hear
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#36
I used to think that if you didnt do a big enough dump, the toilet will get dissapointed and hands will come out and pull you into the sewers...
Dont ask me why...

I also have a friend that thought that Sydney was in Tasmania
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#37
'Eat plenty of stew, It will put hairs on your chest'

Seemed to work though haha.
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#38
My grandma used to say there was a monster called johnny green teeth,
that lived under a bridge, near a canal we lived near so i wouldnt go down.

Suppose it stopped me from going down and drowning...
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#39
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For me, I believed every country but United States were poor and had no electricity.

I thought people in Africa, Turkey and the rest of Asia except Japan and China and all that lived in tents in some desert.
#40
My mother used to tell me that if I played with my belly button, my legs would fall off.
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