Recently, i noticed my pubes have been expanding to the base of my peniz. I fear my pubes have been exposed to nuclear radiation. That is the only explanation for this. At the rate these pubes are multiplying, it will only be a few days before my entire peniz is covered in pubes. I turn to UG because i have nowhere else to go, and because 911tabs.com doesnt have forums. Please help me. I have tried to shave them, but for every pube i shave, two more appear, like the dragon in hercules with the multiplying heads. Please help me and if not for me, and least for my poor peniz...
excuse you mr. strat (if that is ur real name) this is quite seriously and if you dont think this is seriously, then i will start a petition to have u banned mister. WHOZ WITH ME!! FUX BLUE STRAT!!