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* "Hit me at 40 miles an hour and theres a 80% chance I'll die" (Ok, I'll hit you at 45 to make sure then.)
Last edited by DanRev at Jun 20, 2008,
#4
Viva Viagra. So f*cking retarded.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#6
Don't worry dear, its only a commerical.
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Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#7
head on apply directly to the forehead headon apply directly to the forehead.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

Quote by denizenz
Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#9
Quote by soundgarden19
head on apply directly to the forehead headon apply directly to the forehead.

Beat me to it.
#10
There's a tire shine commercial I REALLY F*CKING HATE!
It's got some stupid rap song in it, and it drives me crazy.
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE
#11
"They're gonna taste greaaaat!"

/thread
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#14
Quote by happytimeharry
I hate those Enzyte ads with all the lame innuendos...

Yeah, but that song is F*CKING AMAZING!!! And it's more epic if you play it with a wah pedal.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#16
chewing gum
toothbrushes
car insurance
"consolidate all your debts into one monthly management"
new creams to make you look 421786417 years younger
shampoo
banks
cereal

can't think of any more
#17
Quote by Megadeth2011
Yeah, but that song is F*CKING AMAZING!!! And it's more epic if you play it with a wah pedal.


Yeah, I guess that's true. I always find myself whistling along with it.
#18
Commercials in general suck.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

Quote by dannay
what this man says is correct.


Quote by clemm
WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#21
hey don't diss billy he can scream so loud, i bet he's gonna be the next new screamcore band.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

Quote by denizenz
Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#22
Quote by soundgarden19
hey don't diss billy he can scream so loud, i bet he's gonna be the next new screamcore band.


lol "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"
Shiny metallic purple armor.
#23
Moonpig.

Whoever came up with the idea for the ad should be shot.
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You have the most awesome username ever. I am not worthy.


Timendi causa est nescire

#24
ahh i know, i do want that super putty though.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

Quote by denizenz
Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#25
That low calorie bar that has a really bad song. It goes something like this:

"Funky, Monkey, Give me a bar that's chunky
Oi, Boy, losing weight i can enjoy"

That was just a tiny bit of it, but i can't remeber the name.
#26
Quote by 12345abcd3
That low calorie bar that has a really bad song. It goes something like this:

"Funky, Monkey, Give me a bar that's chunky
Oi, Boy, losing weight i can enjoy"

That was just a tiny bit of it, but i can't remeber the name.


Good God, yes. Its slim fast isn't it? Something like that, but yeah, I fucking hate it.
#27
I absolutely HATE the 23 Flavor Dr. Pepper Commercials.

There is not 23 flavors. It is ONE FXCKING FLAVOR! DR. PEPPER FLAVOR!

....woo, now that that's over with...
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
- James Marshall Hendrix

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but you can free your mind."
- Bob Marley
#28
Quote by djrue211
I absolutely HATE the 23 Flavour Dr. Pepper Commercials.

There is not 23 flavours. It is ONE FXCKING FLAVOUR! DR. PEPPER FLAVOUR!

....woo, now that that's over with...


Fixed
#29
I hate every insurance ad/ car ad.

Except the Subaru ad with the Sumo Wrestlers. that one is awesome
#33
"Now my jeans fit my bootie."

*strangles woman and cuts her in to small pieces*

YOU WON'T BE FAT ANYMORE!!!!
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#37
In Canada we have one where this guy sings

I'M THE CASHMAN!!

I GIVE YOU MONEY FOR YOUR GOLD!

I'M THE CASHMAN!!

I GIVE YOU MONEY FOR YOUR GOLD!



Then he proceeds to dance between beautiful women while throwing money out his hand
#38
Call JG Wentworth today!

"IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!"

Might be a central texas local commercial...but wtf...shut up already...
#39
Quote by halloweenhead
I can't stand the Mac ads


+1 to you sir.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
- James Marshall Hendrix

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but you can free your mind."
- Bob Marley
#40
hmm i dont watch tv much the the latest one that pisses me off is the one for those dibs ice cream snacks. where hes like "makes you wonder whats gonna happen to all the giant soft pretzels." it just has the worst acting ever and those things are actually good but im probably not gonna buy them again because of that commercial.
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