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Last night I did one of the most stupidest/coolest/craziest things I have done in my entire life. Now just for the record, I'm not bragging or anything, but I have to say, I'm proud of what I've done. Needless to say I sneaked out of the house at midnight, and walked 5 miles...to get laid.

Last night I was on AIM and all my friends were either out or sleeping. One of my friends messages me saying that she wanted me to come over and have sex with her, and I know how she is and I knew she wasn't ****in' around, so I hesitated for a bit but finally decided to do it. I didn't tell my parents but hey, who would have right? I know i know, believe me I felt horrible. Anyway...so I left and walked my happy ass all the way to her house (5 miles away) and I didn't stop for ****. 6 or 7 cop cars like passed by me while I was walking and nothing happened. (I was pretty surprised at this)

To make a long story short, I got to her house and the first thing to come out of her mouth was "HOLY ****, ITS HIM!" at this point I laughed and she was like "Dude I can't believe you actually came, oh damn" at this point I learned that I had walked 5 miles and she was kidding at first...but then she got serious about it and since she gets horny when she smokes pot, so we started going at it. Needless to say it was great. I called my mom to tell her where I was at....and surprisingly, I didn't get in trouble, she did yell at me a bit but she's fine now that I'm back at home safe and sound.

There's more details to the story but you guys might not want to read all that much since the whole wall of text thing, but anyway, I just wanted to share with you guys that I had an amazing night, and its something that I dont know if I'm going to do again...but, if I do, it will have to be better than this.

Does the pit have any tales like this of you going to extreme lengths to get laid?

P.S (I know what this thread is gonna bring and I dont care)
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No stories. But walking home at four in the morning from a girlfriends house when two other girls were they doesn't exactly get the parents on your good side.
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#3
Well, Id liek to say, Good For You

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#7
Congratulations fine sir. I am impressed at your willpower. Keep on keepin' on.
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#8
Wow, that's awesome. Someone here's getting laid.


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#10
why would the police stop you?
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#11
Emmmm...I walked to the toilet and had a wank
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Nobody cares.
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why would the police stop you?


Curfew.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
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Curfew.

you have a police enforced curfew?

and people say that the UK is a police state.
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why would the police stop you?


Teenager out on the street late at night, they might ask you where you're going and things like that. There's a pretty big crime rate here in the city, so I'd imagine they want all the youths to be at home at a certain hour.
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Anyway...so I left and walked my happy ass all the way to her house (5 miles away) and I didn't stop for ****. 6 or 7 cop cars like passed by me while I was walking and nothing happened. (I was pretty surprised at this)


What the hell were you expecting to happen? They can't stop you for walking. Unless you were dragging a corpse behind you.

Anyway, I haven't walked that far to get laid, but I've walked further, and later at night, just for kicks before.
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#18
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you have a police enforced curfew?

and people say that the UK is a police state.


Yes, we do. Some nice cops don't, some do. If you're out an hour after it some will just tell you to get the **** home as soon as possible or they'll take you to the station. Some will just ride you home. Get a good excuse and you're pretty much safe.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
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What the hell were you expecting to happen? They can't stop you for walking. Unless you were dragging a corpse behind you.

Anyway, I haven't walked that far to get laid, but I've walked further, and later at night, just for kicks before.


Well, I did see one thing while I was walking there, there were a million police cars going around because apparently there was a robbery or something at a store I was walking by and they were arresting someone. So they could have stopped me to ask "hey have you seen anything" you know this and that, I dont know I was pretty paranoid lol.
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Well, I did see one thing while I was walking there, there were a million police cars going around because apparently there was a robbery or something at a store I was walking by and they were arresting someone. So they could have stopped me to ask "hey have you seen anything" you know this and that, I dont know I was pretty paranoid lol.


Oh fair enough. Still, I doubt they would've done, for future reference.
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#21
i bow my hat to you fine sir.

yes i did go a long distance just to get some. how about staying at your cuz's house for nearly a week just to get some from his wife. lol no lie
#22
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i bow my hat to you fine sir.

yes i did go a long distance just to get some. how about staying at your cuz's house for nearly a week just to get some from his wife. lol no lie


Haha! I'd like to hear about this one.
#23
ha ha ha i figured you would.

well he always worked and they never spent much time together blaw blaw blaw. we talked online and ****. then they tell me they want me to come over for new years and party with em. so i go over. we party, they want me to stay a few more days cus i was helping them with **** around there house also. so im there for a nearly a week. well my cus worked 2 jobs one late at a gas station acrost the street and one up the road in the afternoon. anyway, her and i were just hanging out watching a movie, next thing i know, it gets hotter lol. thats as far as ill get into that story lol
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Quote by GuitarFreak1387
ha ha ha i figured you would.

well he always worked and they never spent much time together blaw blaw blaw. we talked online and ****. then they tell me they want me to come over for new years and party with em. so i go over. we party, they want me to stay a few more days cus i was helping them with **** around there house also. so im there for a nearly a week. well my cus worked 2 jobs one late at a gas station acrost the street and one up the road in the afternoon. anyway, her and i were just hanging out watching a movie, next thing i know, it gets hotter lol. thats as far as ill get into that story lol


Ha! sounds good man, I think people can just fill in with their imaginations.