#1
The ghost is here and he's looking for you,
He's under your bed and is ready to poo.
When he's done with his business the time will be right,
He will cover your face with his dirty brown ****e.
There is one way to stop him i'm sure you have guessed,
I can tell you how if you're up for the test.
Take off your shoes and lay by your bed,
He will arise with his jeans down, you must give him some head.
As soon as it's done he will thank you and leave,
Thank goodness for that but he got some on your sleeve!

I personally have never seen a ghost and until i do i refuse to acknowledge their existance.

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Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#6
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I was afraid until I ejaculated on him.


Semen is a great ghost repellent.



so THAT's why I've never seen a ghost
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I was afraid until I ejaculated on him.


Semen is a great ghost repellent.


+1, i learned the hard way
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#11
i've got a story of this dumbass, who made the dumbest poem in existance. you wanna hear that one?



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There was once a woman who didn't do the dishes.

oh my, please tell me she was backhanded